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Old 10-22-2009, 03:56 PM   #751
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She really does, we go wheeling all the time. Topless! Sometimes I let her drive too.

WOW really tell me oracle did you know about this?

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oh and when i find the guy who invented torx screws i have a big can of wup-ass for him
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Old 10-22-2009, 03:59 PM   #752
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She said she LOVES Jeeps, she wants lots and lots of them.

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Old 10-22-2009, 04:08 PM   #753
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i'll have to ask her later
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Old 10-22-2009, 04:45 PM   #754
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if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it......can i have $1000.
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:41 PM   #755
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Man, it's been almost seven months!

Where fee tuck is the Oracle? Dude had better be sitting on a mountain top trying to figure out how I can justify spending $$$ on my jeep in this down economy!

So, post up or I'm finding a new savant (and the new one won't be an idiot savant).
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:46 PM   #756
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Um, I'm an idiot. Will I do?

I am qualified in that I have an opinion on everything and I love to hear the sound of my own voice, both audibly and in digitally displayed font.

I am an overly intelligent redneck that has no shame, lots of stamina, and a wooden skid of cinder blocks for just such an emergency.
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:48 PM   #757
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^That hat certainly seems to qualify you!
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:57 PM   #758
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Flash19901, you sir have more than stamina
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:05 PM   #759
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The Oracle is building a ship. Please leave your number after the tone...
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Ask the Oracle if the flood is coming or if I should just buy beer.
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Old 05-08-2010, 07:13 PM   #762
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I want to drive the Oracle's ship...I'll bring a keg.
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Old 11-25-2013, 02:46 PM   #763
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I'm back bitches!

While you all were so selfishly complaining about the Oracle being gone, he got married to tiny terror, constructed a ship, and flew said ship into deep space to prevent the oncoming robot-alien-zombie hordes from eating your children and domestic pets then enslaving you all into an intergalactic sex slavery ring, thus saving the world as you know it. Um... You're welcome.

Then, I took a 2 year 51 week sabbatical, high upon the Himalayas, schooling those monks on such things as WiFi, PowerPoint, good coffee and why cats ruined the internet. I also helped them set up a Micro-Brewery. Then I went around the world spreading peace, love and herpes.

Now... I'm back.

Ask me anything.

Geoff's mom is still hot.
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Old 11-25-2013, 04:43 PM   #764
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Praise the Lord! I knew there would be a second coming of Cain! What happened with the Sarge? The YJ you turned to the military Jeep? That is my question and I am not worthy.
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Old 11-25-2013, 05:18 PM   #765
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HOL LEEE SSHHH***T!!!!! Well I'll be a monkeys uncle.
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Old 11-25-2013, 06:02 PM   #766
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Praise the Lord! I knew there would be a second coming of Cain! What happened with the Sarge? The YJ you turned to the military Jeep? That is my question and I am not worthy.
That Jeep has gone on to wheel the terrain in Valhalla but lives on in the memories of warriors everywhere. On a related note: Tiny's old rig is currently being transformed and is in NCO training as we speak. And you're correct... You're not worthy.

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HOL LEEE SSHHH***T!!!!! Well I'll be a monkeys uncle.
You are correct, sir. There are feces samples locked away deep in the basement of the Vatican. And.. Yes... Yes you are. I've traced your linage and your nephew is 1/342% primate. So... congrats I guess.
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Old 11-25-2013, 06:54 PM   #767
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Is my old TJ "Jitney" going to be ok? Last I saw of her was in a car dealerships lot. She looked so sad as I drove away in my JKUR. ;(
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Old 11-25-2013, 06:58 PM   #768
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Is my old TJ "Jitney" going to be ok? Last I saw of her was in a car dealerships lot. She looked so sad as I drove away in my JKUR. ;(
When one door closes, another opens. Your TJ will be loved by her new owner and she will see many years of happy trails and "Zombie Outbreak Response Vehicle" stickers.

Your new baby will break your heart -AND- your wallet.

The Oracle has spoken and Geoff's mom is hot.
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Old 11-25-2013, 07:44 PM   #769
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Why wont my friends wife stop hitting on me???????
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Old 11-25-2013, 07:57 PM   #770
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Why wont my friends wife stop hitting on me???????
Because she see something in you that she doesn't get at home. Start treating her like you're a "nice guy" and she'll lose interest.

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Old 11-25-2013, 10:14 PM   #771
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Why can't I get enough sleep?
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Old 11-25-2013, 11:17 PM   #772
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Oracle,

Why can't I get enough sleep?
Because you touch yourself at night.

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Old 12-09-2013, 08:35 PM   #773
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Why has no one bothered the Oracle with the only Question that mattered?
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Old 12-09-2013, 08:48 PM   #774
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Why has no one bothered the Oracle with the only Question that mattered?
OK-OK... Geez. You have at your disposal, the all-knowing, omnipotent and stunningly handsome Oracle, yet you waste his time with trivial dribble. Fine.

Tomorrow's winning lotto numbers are:

Pick-3: 647

Pick-4: 1352

This week's Powerball: 04 11 19 32 48 and the power ball is 17

Those who do not share their winnings (70-30) with The Oracle will be cursed with genital rot and the crabs of a thousand cheap whores.

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Old 12-10-2013, 06:06 AM   #775
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Uh no but thanks.

The question is bigger than merely money.
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Old 12-10-2013, 03:37 PM   #776
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Uh no but thanks.

The question is bigger than merely money.
The Oracle see's what you're trying to do and refuses to ask you what question you're referring to. This is the "Ask the Oracle" thread. Not the "Make the Oracle ask you a question" thread.

Besides, the answer to THAT question is ALWAYS 42!
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Old 12-10-2013, 03:50 PM   #777
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Besides, the answer to THAT question is ALWAYS 42!
x42!!

Oracle: Does karma ever catch up with Lucy for pulling the football away everytime Charlie Brown tries to kick it?
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x42!!

Oracle: Does karma ever catch up with Lucy for pulling the football away everytime Charlie Brown tries to kick it?
Yes. Sadly there was a crosswalk light malfunction (which Snoopy, most assuredly, had nothing at all to do with) and she was hit by a fast moving bus and was pronounced dead at the scene.

When questioned, the driver was quoted as saying "Wah wan wah, wah wan wah WAH!"


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Old 12-10-2013, 04:21 PM   #779
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Old 12-10-2013, 04:57 PM   #780
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Why does asparagus make my pee smell?
Aside from the way certain chemical compounds in asparagus break down inside your body, you probably pissed off the Oracle in the past and I placed a curse upon you.

You probably also notice that your pee smells like coffee in the morning.

Unh huh. I've still got my eye on you buddy!

The Oracle has spoken. Geoff's mom is starting to bore me.

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