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Old 12-04-2007, 08:42 PM   #61
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Should I be scared Oh Wrathy One?
Um... Yes! Hello!? Fleas of a Thousand Camels!!!! Monkey Poo!!!! The Oracle believes you should be quaking in your shoes, cowered in the corner, begging the Oracle to have mercy!!!
I could step it up a notch and threaten to wash your Jeep!


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Old 12-04-2007, 09:53 PM   #62
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Old 12-04-2007, 09:58 PM   #63
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Oh wise Oracle, from whence does your power come?
I derive my power from forces unknown to man. Why, there are no spoken words that translate into a description. I could show you but your face would melt off and you'd get butt acne.

Hahaha... No, not really.... Your butt would melt too!

Oh and Guinness... I get most of my powers from Guinness!

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Old 12-04-2007, 10:13 PM   #64
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Guinness makes your breath that bad? Or does it give you really, really bad gas?
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Old 12-04-2007, 10:30 PM   #65
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Oh Amy! You REALLY shoudn't question the Guinness!
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Old 12-04-2007, 11:10 PM   #66
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Oricle what is the jeep getting for christmas???
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Oracle, if you and Chuck Norris got in a fist fight, who would win?
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Old 12-05-2007, 08:02 AM   #68
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Ok great oracle, I would like to know if I will ever complet mu YJ to TJ conversion / swap over project, and if so, will it really work?
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Old 12-05-2007, 08:03 AM   #69
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Man, that's a tough one. I don't think ANYONE can beat Chuck Norris!!!
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Old 12-05-2007, 11:03 AM   #70
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Guinness makes your breath that bad? Or does it give you really, really bad gas?
YES and YES!

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Oh Amy! You REALLY shoudn't question the Guinness!
He's quite astute! The Guinness is so powerful... Even the Oracle questions not the Guinness!

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Oricle what is the jeep getting for christmas???
Nothing! The Jeep has been Naughty!

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Oracle, if you and Chuck Norris got in a fist fight, who would win?
Why, the Oracle of course... Chuck Norris is only good with roundhouse kicks... He gets confused when you come at him with fists!

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Ok great oracle, I would like to know if I will ever complet mu YJ to TJ conversion / swap over project, and if so, will it really work?
Anything is possible if you have a large enough hammer and duct tape!
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Old 12-05-2007, 01:57 PM   #71
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Hey Oracle, are you liking the snow I sent you?
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Old 12-05-2007, 03:31 PM   #72
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Hey Oracle, are you liking the snow I sent you?
The Oracle loves to frolic in the snow... He makes Oracle shaped snow angels and likes to write "The Oracle Rulz" in the snow with yellow ink!... The Oracle just deplores driving in it because of the amount of Morons on the road!

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Old 12-05-2007, 03:40 PM   #73
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You crazy kids and your secret publicish messages...lol.
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:08 PM   #74
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and I'm just a WF Lifetime Member ? I support too?!?!?!
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:23 PM   #75
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and I'm just a WF Lifetime Member ? I support too?!?!?!
The Oracle values the WF and tries to make sure all bases are covered!

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Old 12-05-2007, 04:32 PM   #76
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The Oracle values the WF and tries to make sure all bases are covered!

The Oracle has spoken!
Or the more likely scenario would be that both of you signed up for yearly memberships and lifetime memberships and Scouts yearly membership ran out and Cains doesn't until Feb and then he will look just like you.
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:34 PM   #77
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Or the more likely scenario would be that both of you signed up for yearly memberships and lifetime memberships and Scouts yearly membership ran out and Cains doesn't until Feb and then he will look just like you.
HEHEHEHEH...Yeah that too!

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Old 12-05-2007, 08:26 PM   #78
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You know...1BLKJP answered a question that the Oracle didn't know the answer to.....The Oracle isn't as omnipotent as he thinks.

Which leads me to ask....is the WF administrator your boss? At least your Daddy!
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Old 12-05-2007, 09:45 PM   #79
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Old 12-06-2007, 10:25 AM   #81
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You know...1BLKJP answered a question that the Oracle didn't know the answer to.....The Oracle isn't as omnipotent as he thinks.

Which leads me to ask....is the WF administrator your boss? At least your Daddy!
You dare question the omnipotence of the Oracle?!?!?!

I place upon you the curse of a thousand curses... I'll hide in your shrubs and fling Corn Nuts at you.... And not those Yummy Nacho flavored Corn Nuts either...I'll toss the bland old natural flavored ones at you! So now!

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Flogging by Corn Nuts... BRILLIANT!!!
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Flogging by Corn Nuts... BRILLIANT!!!
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:14 PM   #84
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Oh nippy oracle, what pray tell are you offering to jingle?
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:16 PM   #85
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Shall we gather around my Yule log? I'll let you play with my Jingle Bells!



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Old 12-06-2007, 02:25 PM   #86
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Oracle -
Has CCain parted ways with is coveted Jeep, refer to below thread?

http://www.wranglerforum.com/off-top...tml#post167720

Hence Tiny and CCain playing tricks on the poor lost soles of WF.
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Yeah Oracle, and is Inky warm enough in the bug?
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:46 PM   #89
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We don't need to know who or what Inky is thanks... take that one to PM.

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Old 12-06-2007, 02:47 PM   #90
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I wasn't talking to you, Prove.

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