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Old 11-20-2008, 10:44 PM   #1
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So, last night the little missus and I are laying in bed with her head on my chest, and I'm rubbing her lower back and the top of her derriere when she says, "Does my skin feel softer?"

I simply replied, "Why, have you gained a few pounds?"


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Old 11-20-2008, 11:04 PM   #2
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So, last night the little missus and I are laying in bed with her head on my chest, and I'm rubbing her lower back and the top of her derriere when she says, "Does my skin feel softer?"

I simply replied, "Why, have you gained a few pounds?"

You don't keep firearms around do you?

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You don't keep firearms around do you?
I learned that lesson a long time ago. The firearms stay on my side of the bed now
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Old 11-21-2008, 06:06 AM   #4
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The correct response would have been "Softer than your sister's"
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Old 11-21-2008, 06:34 AM   #5
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wow, just wow. he may already be dead.
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Old 11-21-2008, 07:52 AM   #6
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This was a particularly bad joke since she has adopted the religion of body pump for the last couple of years. She actually looks like the Bowflex grandma on the commercial. Over 50 and still HOT!!!
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Old 11-21-2008, 08:01 AM   #7
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oh, thank god! your still alive. i thought you might be dead. well glad to know your ok. are you in a safe location? did you do into the witness protection program? oh, wait, don't answer that. btw, your screen name will have to change. try this one:
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Old 11-21-2008, 08:49 AM   #9
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i see that you suffer from the same disease that i do.....when i KNOW i should not say something....but part of me just will not let me close my mouth.

it gets me in trouble pretty often with the wife, boss, strangers on the street, etc
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my gf asked me if i thought her friend that she brought over to my house the other nite was hot.. i told her "i plead the 5th"
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This was a particularly bad joke since she has adopted the religion of body pump for the last couple of years. She actually looks like the Bowflex grandma on the commercial. Over 50 and still HOT!!!
PICS or it didn't happen! NAOW
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my gf asked me if i thought her friend that she brought over to my house the other nite was hot.. i told her "i plead the 5th"
That is when you take a quick exit to the garage.
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Old 11-22-2008, 10:28 AM   #13
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my gf asked me if i thought her friend that she brought over to my house the other nite was hot.. i told her "i plead the 5th"
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That is when you take a quick exit to the garage.
Or start talking about jeep upgrades to change the subject.....So...uh, was she????

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