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Old 07-20-2010, 03:38 PM   #31
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what do you call a dog with no legs?
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:41 PM   #32
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I would ask him "do you only tell lies"???

Either a yes or no, will tell you which town he's from !!

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Old 07-20-2010, 03:44 PM   #33
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I would ask him "do you only tell lies"???

Either a yes or no, will tell you which town he's from !!

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Old 07-20-2010, 03:47 PM   #34
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Oh.. I was just trying to decide if HE was honest, but I got ya.. still doesn't tell me which city he came from.

You could ask.. which city is he from.. they'd both tell you the honest city..
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Oh.. I was just trying to decide if HE was honest, but I got ya.. still doesn't tell me which city he came from.

You could ask.. which city is he from.. they'd both tell you the honest city..
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Hmmmmm....a dog with no legs....??
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:51 PM   #38
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I would have been lost though.. cause I got it on my second try.. but I still win.
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Blind guy walks in a bar.....picks his seeing-eye dog up by the tail and swings him around....dog raises all kinds of noise, barking.......

Bartender asks, "Man, what the hell are you doing?!?!?!?!"

"Just looking around......"
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Blind guy walks in a bar.....picks his seeing-eye dog up by the tail and swings him around....dog raises all kinds of noise, barking.......

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A man walks in the back door of his house and see's his wife doing the dishes. He's carrying a sheep under his arm and he says "this is the pig I poke when you're not around". His wife looks at him and says thats no sheep you fool, it's a pig. He looks at his wife and said, "I'm not talking to you". ( Can't believe I'm posting this!)
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