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Old 07-20-2010, 09:40 AM   #1
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Three blondes walk into a bar.....







You'd think one of them would have seen it.....
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Old 07-20-2010, 10:24 AM   #3
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You'd think one of them would have seen it.....
You stole mine lol guess I'll have to use this one...

A mushroom walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind!" The mushroom replies "Why not? I'm a FUN-GI."
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four guys were comparing there stuff at a bar and a gehy guy walks in and says oh my a buffet!!
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Silver and Gold walk into the bar together. The Bartender hollers at Gold and says "Au, get outta here!"
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Old 07-20-2010, 10:34 AM   #6
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Gal walks into a bar with a pig on her shoulder and the Bartender says, "where'd you get that pig ??

And the pig says----------Bar next door !!

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Old 07-20-2010, 10:38 AM   #7
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Gal walks into a bar with a pig on her shoulder and the Bartender says, "where'd you get that pig ??

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Old 07-20-2010, 12:10 PM   #8
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this is a personal favorite of mine.

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A duck walked in to a bar and asked the bartender, "Got any gwapes?"

The bartender explained that they did not have any grapes.

The duck went home and rested and came back to the bar the next day. He asked the bartender, "Got any gwapes?"

The bartender repled, "No, I told you we don't have any gwapes!"

The duck went home and rested and came back the next day.

He asked the bartender, "Got any gwapes?"

The bartender snarled, "No, we don't have any god damn grapes here!"

The duck went home and rested and came back the next day.

He asked the bartender, "Got any gwapes?"

The bartender screamed, "No, I don't have any grapes, and if you come in here and ask me that question again, I will nail your beak to the bar!!!!"

The duck went home and rested and came back the next day.

He asked the bartender, "Got any nails?"

The bartender replied, "No, I don't have any nails."

The duck asked, "Well, then, got any gwapes?"
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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch."
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this is a personal favorite of mine.
This is a good one. I forgot about it
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A duck, a blonde, a pig, and a rabbi walk into a bar. Bartender says "Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?!?"
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A string walks into a bar. The barkeep says "We don't serve strings in here, now get out and don't come back" The poor little string leaves. As he starts to cross the street he is hit by a bus. The bus drags him until he is shredded and all tied up. The string dusts himself off and walks back into the bar. The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that string I told to get out and never come back?" To which the string replied
"No, I'm a frayed Knot"

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I almost did that joke ha ha funny ^^^
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I'll bite.. who's there?
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A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says.....

"I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my PAW."
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"I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my PAW."
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I guy got in a car wreck and got his whole left side cut off.....

but he is all right now
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Riddle you this.....

There are two cities, one whose people only tell the truth and one whose people only lie. You're looking for the honest city when you come to a fork in the road. A man from one of the cities is there, but you don't know which. You may ask him only one question. What should you ask?
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Won't help you decide which is the honest city no matter what he tells you....
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