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Old 01-13-2011, 07:53 PM   #1
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Biology question?

Lets say a friend of mine....keeps farting like every 5 to ten minutes and its been like this for 2 or 3 days. Is this a health problem?

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Lets say a friend of mine....keeps farting like every 5 to ten minutes and its been like this for 2 or 3 days. Is this a health problem?
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has your friend "rocked a deuce" in the past 2 or 3 days?
if not, then it could be a problem.
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Good grief man! your friend has butt gremlins...take him to the nearest bar so that he can be the spectacle of all.
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has your friend "rocked a deuce" in the past 2 or 3 days?
if not, then it could be a problem.
Dropping the cosby kids off at the pool everyday but still is blowin out some serious smoke
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Eww I hate prune juice how would that help.
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Ok lets say this is a friend of yours,what color is the movement?Is it squishy when you squeeze it between your fingers or is there some resistence?Does it spread evenly or does it bump up like chunky peanut butter?Try drinking a shot of seafoam,it cleans out everything.
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Eww I hate prune juice how would that help.
It's a natural laxative. Drink it cold, it's actually pretty good when you drink it like that. I haven't had any in years but my mom used to give me a glass once in a while.
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Ok lets say this is a friend of yours,what color is the movement?Is it squishy when you squeeze it between your fingers or is there some resistence?Does it spread evenly or does it bump up like chunky peanut butter?Try drinking a shot of seafoam,it cleans out everything.
Ehh its pretty normal. but extra big its like comparing a dogwood to one of those huge trees in california like the one with a tunnel going through it. Clean wipes too.
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Eww I hate prune juice how would that help.
What does it matter if you hate prune juice?Isn't this for your FRIEND?I knew it,you are gonna have to be honest with us or we can't help you.Give me your address and I'll send you one of our slightly used enima bags.
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I talked with my wife(she's an RN)and she says you are going to die.What do you want for your jeep,or does that smell nasty right now?
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It's a natural laxative. Drink it cold, it's actually pretty good when you drink it like that. I haven't had any in years but my mom used to give me a glass once in a while.
Oh boy,its time for some castor oil!!!!!!!!!!
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Deffinetly doesnt have that new car smell anymore.....
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^ fartman is tha shizzy
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Farting every five to ten minutes?.................Weak!
Start downing Fiber One bars and you can do it every couple of minutes!!! And switching to brown colored underwear is a good idea too.
Farting rules!!!
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Just got back from taco bell the cashier told me that I need to take a break from them.
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yeah you should probly stop eating that there if you want it to stop
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Please kill this thread. I laughed so hard I fell in the floor, spilled my drink and woke up my wife. She came in yelling and acusing me of being drunk. I kept laughing and then farted a big one. She got pissed, sprayed lysol all over me my lap top and into my fresh drink. Please someone kill this thread. PS Next time your friend farts, put the top down.
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Get one of those really long poles with the hook on the end of it.
That way the people you work with can open the office windows!
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Just curiuos? With that much action, have you lit one on fire yet?

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Just keep blameing it on the dog. Freekin' White Castle does it for me. My wife kicked me out of the house once.

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