Originally Posted by tiny terror
Lies. I don't have to cheat to beat you at cards. You're just that bad.
I somehow doubt you'd need to win a game in order to see his "bits" anyway...
"But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." - Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia, 1782
Arguing with a truck driver is like wrestling with a pig in mud, eventually you realize the pig enjoys it.