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Old 09-08-2008, 10:07 PM   #1
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California Drivers License...

Yup campers, tomorrow I go in to test for my California drivers license... Judging by the way I've seen some people drive around here, I need to get real drunk and have tiny whack me real hard in the back of the head with a 2x4 with a nail sticking out of it to prepare for the test.


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When I took mine, it was like a two page test and it was cake. No problems. Same with the motorcycle cross-over. Cake.

I made up some bullshit story about losing my Florida license (so I could keep it for a memento). I'd made a giant copy of it prior to going in to the DMV. They bought it, and just issued me the California license after taking the test. Actually, they issued me a temporary until I received the real one in the mail.

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LUCK YOU!


I didn't realize they made you re-take the test - damn! I hope they don't throw in some of that leftist sh*t on you! (You know, right is left, right is wrong...)


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from what i hear as long as you dont stop completly at stop signs, you cut people off and occasionally use the middle finger you should pass with flying colors....
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Old 09-08-2008, 11:45 PM   #5
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You forgot the part about eating a bowl of cereal, talking on the phone, and shaving (applying mascara for women) while driving 75 on the highway. Multi tasking is important in Cali.
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You forgot the part about eating a bowl of cereal, talking on the phone, and shaving (applying mascara for women) while driving 75 on the highway. Multi tasking is important in Cali.
And all at the same time.
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You forgot the part about eating a bowl of cereal, talking on the phone, and shaving (applying mascara for women) while driving 75 on the highway. Multi tasking is important in Cali.
you forgot blasting your music and leaning a lil to the right and steering with only your left hand....with the seat layed back of course...
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Driving with your knees is also on the test.
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...and dont forget your hand gun, i believe thats an automatic 10 point reduction
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be sure to leave the seat belt off
it just gets in the way
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:01 AM   #11
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...and dont forget your hand gun, i believe thats an automatic 10 point reduction
Well, if they try to get me with that one I'll just tell them I'll be using my vehicle as a weapon.
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You taking the english version, or the spanish?
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You taking the english version, or the spanish?
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You taking the english version, or the spanish?
I would assume the Spanish version... All the roads out here are like "Via Del Cornholeio" or "Senor Poopie Pantalones Blvd"

I've learned a great deal of Spanish since I've been here.

But, a catastrophic day here is still way better than a good day where I came from!
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Just please tell me the drivers test is not at "Home Depot".
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:25 AM   #16
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New this year- Drivers licenses are optional. The ACLU filed suit that requiring citizens of Mexico to have a license is descrimitory, so the state made an exemption. The new law says you don't need a license as long as you don't have insurance or a valid registration either. Or maybe they just have a policy from hit and run Insurnace corp.
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Old 09-09-2008, 07:03 AM   #17
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Yup campers, tomorrow I go in to test for my California drivers license... Judging by the way I've seen some people drive around here, I need to get real drunk and have tiny whack me real hard in the back of the head with a 2x4 with a nail sticking out of it to prepare for the test.


Wish me luck!
This would probably be a bad time to talk about all those unpaid tickets you left behind in that other state....

Good luck and remember, some people really need to drive bicycles too.
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If you get you some silicone breast implants, bleach your hair and say "like, you know", maybe they will let you use white-out on your computer test.
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And when you get to the political portion of the test remember there is a trick quesiton:

Should illegal aliens receive automatic health care, be sure to answer yes
Should illegal aliens be repatriated to their own country involuntarily, answer no
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....I've learned a great deal of Spanish since I've been here....
"Pacifico" doesn't count.....


Good Luck today Chris!
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"Pacifico" doesn't count.....


Good Luck today Chris!

Una cerveza, por favor!

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Good Luck today Chris!
It does too!!! It has to be open, between your legs and you must be driving with your knees while drinking it.
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What's the deal with all those idiots on motorcycles in California? When I was stuck in traffic in L.A. (for fawking EVER ) all those morons just blew right through everyone. How many of those guys get killed everyday?
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It does too!!! It has to be open, between your legs and you must be driving with your knees while drinking it.
OOH! Good point... I think that one is on the test! Thanks! Although I do not condone drinking and driving...

Cuz I've spilled more beer that way!

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What's the deal with all those idiots on motorcycles in California? When I was stuck in traffic in L.A. (for fawking EVER ) all those morons just blew right through everyone. How many of those guys get killed everyday?
Believe it or not, that is legal here... Although most of those guys are pushing the envelope of the law... You can weave thru traffic on a motorcycle BUT, you're only allowed to go 5mph faster than the traffic you're in.

You can tell the sensible bikers (10% of em) from the idiots (other 90%) out here by the way they go thru traffic. Some (a very select few) actually ride in traffic the way I learned... Set with it. The rest like to pop wheelies in the 3 foot area between the cars.

I was freakin shocked when I saw that the first time.
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OOH! Good point... I think that one is on the test! Thanks! Although I do not condone drinking and driving...

Cuz I've spilled more beer that way!



Believe it or not, that is legal here... Although most of those guys are pushing the envelope of the law... You can weave thru traffic on a motorcycle BUT, you're only allowed to go 5mph faster than the traffic you're in.

You can tell the sensible bikers (10% of em) from the idiots (other 90%) out here by the way they go thru traffic. Some (a very select few) actually ride in traffic the way I learned... Set with it. The rest like to pop wheelies in the 3 foot area between the cars.

I was freakin shocked when I saw that the first time.
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The big bikes scare the heck out of me, you know the ones with all the bags on them. It makes them about 3-4ft wide.
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What's the deal with all those idiots on motorcycles in California? When I was stuck in traffic in L.A. (for fawking EVER ) all those morons just blew right through everyone. How many of those guys get killed everyday?
At least wrangler doors replace easy, however I don't know how well that nylon strap would hold if an 800 lb bike hit it....
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ATTENTION!!! California has yet one more lunatic on the road... And off for that matter!

The only question I got wrong on the test was about the current blood alcohol level... Go figure!
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ha i think everyone misses that question!
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from what i hear as long as you dont stop completly at stop signs, you cut people off and occasionally use the middle finger you should pass with flying colors....
I hope you aren't taking it in LA, I'm pretty sure you are required to do a drive-by down there!

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