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Old 02-07-2007, 03:50 PM   #1
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Chinese Wedding Night

Chinese Wedding Night

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
not too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring" he says, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I
pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting
you want".

"What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have
heard about... numbaa 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he

"You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"

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