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Old 11-29-2007, 08:22 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris

Need I say more. This thread will roundhouse kick you in the face if you don't post!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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Old 11-29-2007, 08:40 PM   #2
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:43 PM   #3
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoo!!!!
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Old 11-29-2007, 08:43 PM   #4
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:00 PM   #5
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SOB! All right screw it! I'm not trying anymore!
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Thanks for your hard work in trying to entertain us...

Might be helpful to do a search before you post up a new item.

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I wasn't planning on hitting you. I'll just shoot you instead! Besides, I posted more jokes!
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Old 11-29-2007, 09:03 PM   #8
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I admitted long ago when I reached the end of the internetz... perhaps it's time you did the same.
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I won't! NEVER!
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:56 PM   #10
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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You all suck.
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:24 AM   #12
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...but you debate on swallowing. We have picture evidence.
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hehehehe.. I'm so glad I didn't say it..
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:49 AM   #14
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After last night he expects it from me... maybe you should have.



...I'm thinking perhaps that won't read quite right.
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After last night he expects it from me... maybe you should have.



...I'm thinking perhaps that won't read quite right.

Yeah, you should have edited this one before I got it...... So.. um.. What about last night?? What's he expect that has anything to do with sw...... dang, I gotta really stop...
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It's ok... I'm secure enough in my manhood to enjoy a good swallowing joke. Go big or go home I say...

Then again I don't want to run people off so Imma behaved.

as much as possible.
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:05 AM   #17
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This IS what we're talking about right.

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I think you're being dirty old man! You're not a preacher and I'm not a little boy. Leave me alone!

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