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Old 09-27-2007, 04:58 PM   #1
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Clears Up A Lot...

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that an
Unidentified flying object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known
incident that many say has long been reportedly covered up by the U.S. Air
Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly
nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? Certainly hope this piece
of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.

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wow all on the smae day!

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Old 09-27-2007, 05:08 PM   #3
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wow all on the smae day!
Yeah, Marchday!!!
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Okay that is officially the funniest shit I've seen today.
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Old 09-27-2007, 05:48 PM   #5
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....and now for the rest of the story...........LOL!

Good one...............
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Thats Baaaaaad !
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:23 PM   #7
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Don't you just love sheep humor!
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Old 09-27-2007, 08:34 PM   #8
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Don't you just love sheep humor!
Must be an Arkansas thing.
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Old 09-27-2007, 09:07 PM   #9
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Ummmm....

I think raising sheep is a "western thang"

Remember, we are into family members in Arkansas.
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Ummmm....

I think raising sheep is a "western thang"

Remember, we are into family members in Arkansas.
Oh yeppers you be rite bout dat!
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Yeppers???? Been drinking CubScout?
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Yeppers.
Sounds like they need to lock their sheep up for the night.
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Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim that an
Unidentified flying object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known
incident that many say has long been reportedly covered up by the U.S. Air
Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948, exactly
nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? Certainly hope this piece
of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.
That's good!

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Don't you just love sheep humor!
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Must be an Arkansas thing.
Nah, it's a Montana thang. Haven't you ever hear their state motto?
"Montana, where men are men and sheep are scared."
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:59 AM   #16
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That's a good one Amy!
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this is too much on a Friday morning....

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