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Old 12-08-2009, 09:46 AM   #1
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Cold 'nuff for ya?

It was 11* below zero in Missoula last night, got home to a balmy 2* above this morning.

Montana Temperature Conversion Chart:

60 above
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Montana people sunbathe.

50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Montana people plant gardens.

40 above
Italian cars won't start.
Montana people drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Montanans store their beer outdoors.

20 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Montana people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

15 above
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Montana people throw on a sweatshirt.

0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Montanans lick the flagpole.

20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Montana people get out their winter coats.

40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Montana Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Montana Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Montana people rent some videos.

100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Montana cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below
ALL atomic motion stops.
Montana people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Montana State Bobcats take the championship
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:50 AM   #2
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Holy hell! I've been bitching about our 20-30deg. weather....but we are desert people. we don't do cold. It Snowed here the other day, that hasn't happened in awhile. its already gone.
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Old 12-08-2009, 10:30 AM   #3
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ya think the grizzlies are gonna be ready for the boys from Boone NC on sat.
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Old 12-08-2009, 10:57 AM   #4

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We had some snow yesterday, maybe some ice, shut down the interstate for a few hrs.. I think it was 17 above.
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:48 AM   #5
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It's like 45* here right now. Brrrr.
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:52 AM   #6
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No way I could take that.
I don't care if I ever see snow.
These north Florida winters are brutal enough.
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:37 PM   #7
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I grew up in kalispell, Montana and that chart is 100% accurate. Vermont isn't any warmer though
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:40 PM   #8
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I'm not gonna lie... it's 50 here and it is FREEZING FOR US
this is what happens when 110 degrees is normal here lol
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Old 12-08-2009, 12:49 PM   #9
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It is 3 degrees here in Boulder today. I am unhappy.

Last year some nice young hick from North Dakota won like 100 million dollars in the Powerball. He said he was thinking of buying a nice farm right next to his dad's.

This proves cold weather damages brain cells.

As, maybe, does this:

0 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Montanans lick the flagpole.
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Old 12-08-2009, 04:23 PM   #10
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its like 10 today and were getting 8 plus inches of snow. but the cold starts end of the week highs in the single digits. u really don't feel any colder at 20 below then 40 below
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Old 12-08-2009, 05:31 PM   #11
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29 today, i have my a/c on in my room as well as my room has no heating. ever had to scrap the ice of your tv every morning
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Old 12-08-2009, 05:54 PM   #12
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it is snowing here like 30ish degrees or so. Cold does not bother me but I can't sleep well if it is not cold were i am sleeping.
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Old 12-08-2009, 08:06 PM   #13
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