It was 11* below zero in Missoula last night, got home to a balmy 2* above this morning.
Montana Temperature Conversion Chart:
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Montana people sunbathe.
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Montana people plant gardens.
Italian cars won't start.
Montana people drive with the windows down.
Distilled water freezes.
Montanans store their beer outdoors.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Montana people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Montana people throw on a sweatshirt.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Montanans lick the flagpole.
People in Miami cease to exist.
Montana people get out their winter coats.
Montana Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Montana Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Montana people rent some videos.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Montana cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
ALL atomic motion stops.
Montana people start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
Hell freezes over.
The Montana State Bobcats take the championship
"But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." - Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia, 1782
Arguing with a truck driver is like wrestling with a pig in mud, eventually you realize the pig enjoys it.
ya think the grizzlies are gonna be ready for the boys from Boone NC on sat.
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