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Old 12-19-2007, 09:17 PM   #1
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come sit on Santa's lap...

If you could sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want, what would it be?

**Now, we all know you want something jeep related, dur, it's a jeep site... and world peace, but this isn't a pagent and no one's going to have to parade in an ugly one piece swimsuit to get that.

Choose something selfish...

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Old 12-19-2007, 09:20 PM   #2
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I can think of a lot of selfish things that aren't jeep related . . . . more like what you have in your avatar.

But . . . I'd like a winch and bumper. Other than that, I'm pretty happy with the old girl.

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Old 12-19-2007, 09:23 PM   #3
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a big garage with floor drains
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A 4 car garage (like WalkerAviator) with a lift, couple welders, and all the ools required to maintain a couple jeeps of mine and all my buddies.
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A decent Jeep dealer, thats nice a PITA to deal with. Then maybe pay off the Jeep so I can mod it
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:00 PM   #6
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I'd love to get rid of this one physical ailment I have. That way I can go out and do more wheeling. That's Jeep related isn't it?
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:04 PM   #7
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I'd like a 4 car garage slash work shop with heat and A/C so I can open a small 4wheel shop ........ or a new job.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:09 PM   #8
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Doesn't have to be jeep related guys. Not in the least. We all know most of us want something jeep related, that's a no brainer..... but what I want is a publishing contract. I don't need it but I want it.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:29 PM   #9
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mmmmmm....... a nitro r/c truck, a TAG Heuer f1 watch, a honda cr 250 ..yes 2 strokes, and a surf trip to indonesia....etc etc.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:57 PM   #10
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Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.



Barring that, I'd like a bigger house on some acreage so we could get our kids the really cool gifts they want, and deserve (they really are good kids, shhhh but I didn't say it).
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a job in my feild that pays good money really good money so i could afford to do what i love
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Old 12-20-2007, 03:23 AM   #12
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Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.



Barring that, I'd like a bigger house on some acreage so we could get our kids the really cool gifts they want, and deserve (they really are good kids, shhhh but I didn't say it).

Amy, I could see ya sing that, and so could Santa! Oops! Santa doesn't fit in the chimney at the moment! The best thing for you is time and gas money, so you and Skeeter can take your little angels wheeling!
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Old 12-20-2007, 03:34 AM   #13
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Oh, and for me, Santa, I would like my wife to get healthy enough to be able to enjoy wheeling, a Jeep for my Dad, and the continued health to enjoy it, an upright compressor with enough CFM's to use my air tools, a front locker, a winch, a 4" lift and everything to make it right, a trailer and a decent towrig! Oh, and free entry to all of the JeepJamboreeUSA events for life!
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:16 AM   #14
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More local trails to get my Jeep thing on.
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:19 AM   #15
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I would like someone to buy my condo so my wife and I can start our house on the lake.
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Old 12-20-2007, 07:22 AM   #16
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A retreat in the Mountians with a full basement / bunker underneath it and a clear 360 degree view of the surrounding area. Make it just out of the way enough that not just any old vehicle can get up to it (if you know what I mean) ...and plenty of ammo.

Never know when you'll need a remote place to get to in a S.H.T.F. situation.
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Well, not jeep related, I would like the $6000 I want to start my part-time business. When I worked for this company in Dallas who no longer exists, I learned windshield repair. It was easy and fun but they went out of business while I was deployed because the owner was a crook. Unless you look for one of my repairs, you will never see it. If someone gets in your car that doesn't know about it, they never will.
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Old 12-20-2007, 10:47 AM   #18
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Amy, I could see ya sing that, and so could Santa! Oops! Santa doesn't fit in the chimney at the moment! The best thing for you is time and gas money, so you and Skeeter can take your little angels wheeling!
LOL, JJ, if you'd ever heard me sing, you wouldn't say that.

I hope you and everyone else get what they asked Santa for, or at least some of it.
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the
hall, not a creature was stirring, not warrior nor thrall.
And I in my armour, my greaves and my helm,
Was drunker than anyone else in the realm.
I staggered upstairs and fell into bed
While four quarts of mead were ablaze in my head.
Then up from below came the sounds of a brawl
So I grabbed up my axe and ran down to the Hall.

I missed the last step and crashed down in a heap
Thinking "Why can't those low-lifes downstairs go to
sleep!"
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But two brawny strangers, wielding mallet and spear.

I said to myself "We'll soon have them beat!"
Then I noticed ten warriors laid out at their feet.
I gave out a yell and leapt into the fray....
I'll always regret my poor choice of that day.

For one laid his hammer to the side of my nose
And up, up, up to the rafters I rose.
Then came a lone frightened voice from the floor
"Those are no mortal warriors--- that's Odin and
Thor!"

Then they looked at each other and they said
"Battle's done.
Now they know who we are, it no longer is fun."
Then Thor raised his hammer, and his elbow he bent,
And with a loud crash, through the ceiling they went.

I crawled through the Hall and flung open the door,
Not really sure that I'd seen them before.
The snow bathed in starlight, the moon like a glede,
I saw them ride off on an eight-legged steed

And I heard them exclaim, ere they flew out of
sight, "TO HELA WITH CHRISTMAS, WE JUST LOVE A GOOD
FIGHT!!!"


A new winch and rear bumper for Amy's Jeep.
A new axle seal for mine.
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Every guy wants one of the Big 3 gifts you can't go wrong with: money, booze, and porn.
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Old 12-20-2007, 02:44 PM   #21
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i'll take a barrett .50 cal, bi pod, unlimited ammo and 2 days in iraq....

oh and small quantity of napalm... and 23 MOABS and 4 C-5s...

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