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Old 06-04-2009, 03:05 PM   #1
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crunchberries are not FRUIT?!?!?!

Are you kidding me? And I missed the lawsuit.

Lowering the Bar: Reasonable Consumer Would Know "Crunchberries" Are Not Real, Judge Rules

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On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" because she believed "crunchberries" were real fruit. The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned to her dismay that said "berries" were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls, and that although the product did contain some strawberry fruit concentrate, it was not otherwise redeemed by fruit. She sued, on behalf of herself and all similarly situated consumers who also apparently believed that there are fields somewhere in our land thronged by crunchberry bushes.
I swear I saw the crunchberry fields... next to the lollipop factory.

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Old 06-04-2009, 03:08 PM   #2
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What?! Crunchberries aren't real?!?! Yeah right! The next thing you'll claim is that Snozberries aren't real either!

I think if President Reagan can sign legislation that makes Ketchup a vegetable, then Crunchberries should be considered fruit!

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Old 06-04-2009, 03:54 PM   #3
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What?! Crunchberries aren't real?!?! Yeah right! The next thing you'll claim is that Snozberries aren't real either!

I think if President Reagan can sign legislation that makes Ketchup a vegetable, then Crunchberries should be considered fruit!
I second that motion.

Captain Crunch is my all time favorite cereal. I consumed enough of that stuff throughout my life to feed a 3rd world country for a week.
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You all lie. Cruchberries are good for me. Captain Crunch told me so.
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Old 06-04-2009, 03:59 PM   #5
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that explains why my crunchberry tree won't grow. i even "watered" it with milk.
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You and the Cap'n, makin' it happen! Stupid non-fruit crunchberries- just another government cover up to make me stop growing my own crunchberry plants! Jerks Mark W.
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Hmmm. I'm wondering if there is a market for special K with dingleberries?
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:26 PM   #8
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I suppose Santa and the Easter Bunny are next?!
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Hmmm. I'm wondering if there is a market for special K with dingleberries?
Sick bastard!!! You ruined this thread.
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Sick bastard!!! You ruined this thread.
Sorry, but this thread was ripe for the ruining.

My future special K thread will be wipe for the ruining.

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