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Old 10-09-2009, 12:33 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Crusty Farts (a.k.a. The Happy Birthday Mitch Thread)

So we have this "user" at work, and by user i mean an employee who uses a computer, and every time i go into there office it stinks like shit.

Every time i sit down in there seat, idk if i release some kind of crusty fart flakes/spores or somthing and they fill my nose or what. Today "the user" isn't here and i needed to address something on there pc, sure enought when i sat down it stunk like someone farted in a fan and blew it straight down my throught and i could taste it.

When i left i inspected the seat and it looks like there is dandruff all over it, is it fart build up that is flaking off??? i have to go puke now...

p.s.- this isn't one of my bs posts this is for real!

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feel your pain, i do IT support and of course my company (like all others) has outsourced a lot of things to India, so we have visitors in our office from India..

what the hell is that smell, i have to move our clients and users due to them complaining about how our "visitors" smell..

you got it easy bro... LOL

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good point, its all that cury!
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:03 PM   #4
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Speaking of crusty farts.............. Happy birthday Mitch.
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:10 PM   #5
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OOooooooooooo, haha Thank You, the big 22
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So we have this "user" at work, and by user i mean an employee who uses a computer, and every time i go into there office it stinks like shit.

Every time i sit down in there seat, idk if i release some kind of crusty fart flakes/spores or somthing and they fill my nose or what. Today "the user" isn't here and i needed to address something on there pc, sure enought when i sat down it stunk like someone farted in a fan and blew it straight down my throught and i could taste it.

When i left i inspected the seat and it looks like there is dandruff all over it, is it fart build up that is flaking off??? i have to go puke now...

p.s.- this isn't one of my bs posts this is for real!
I used to work with a chick like that.
Her office always smelled like ronchy farts and spoiled food.
I hated going in there to deal with her.
But then again, I hated it even worse when she came into mine!

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feel your pain, i do IT support and of course my company (like all others) has outsourced a lot of things to India, so we have visitors in our office from India..

what the hell is that smell, i have to move our clients and users due to them complaining about how our "visitors" smell..

you got it easy bro... LOL
I know what you mean.
I once stayed in a cheap Indian Motel in Adair Iowa.
(trying to save money)
The whole place reeeked of that sh*t!
NEVER AGAIN!
Next time I go through there, I'll surely pay an extra $30 for a better room that doesn't smell like burnt ASS!
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:12 PM   #7
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Happy Birthday you crusty fart!
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it's a bday gift! Happy bday!
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:22 PM   #9
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when i sat down it stunk like someone farted in a fan and blew it straight down my throught and i could taste it.

When i left i inspected the seat and it looks like there is dandruff all over it, is it fart build up that is flaking off???


I just got the best visual of you inspecting a stinky computer chair laced with crap particles, that was a great laugh

Happy B-day buddy.
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:29 PM   #10
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haha, thank you thank you for the birthday wishes, i would like to go "office space" on that chairs ass! Burn it to the ground, and smash it up with a bat when its on fire, then park on top of it with the jeep and roast em. Then drive away giving it the finger.
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haha, thank you thank you for the birthday wishes, i would like to go "office space" on that chairs ass! Burn it to the ground, and smash it up with a bat when its on fire, then park on top of it with the jeep and roast em. Then drive away giving it the finger.

Yeah, but from the sound of that chair, I don't think you'd wanna get any of that on your tires!
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:46 PM   #12
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i need new ones anyway...
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:50 PM   #13
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Happy Birthday. Can you say Fabreeze? Lysol? Maybe you could drop a lit match on it accidently on purpose. Just a thought
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:35 PM   #15
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im gunna sneek in and get a pic of that chair, hold on ill be back
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Old 10-09-2009, 02:47 PM   #16
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Here it is...

Crusty Fart Birthday Chair: with culprit standing near
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Are you sure that smell isn't yr' breath blowing back in yr' face


That was a Birthday joke, have a happy day!
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:32 PM   #18
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Crusty Fart Birthday Chair: with culprit standing near
haha I LOVE IT good work!
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:45 PM   #19
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First, Happy Birthday to you!

Secondly, I feel your pain... Having been in the support role for nearly as long as you have been alive, I have come across many, many "fartcushions", and it never ceases to disgust me beyond belief. I mean, seriously, these effing people need to eat less beef or something There are a couple of people here that I actually refuse to go help at their desks - luckily, being senior tech, I can send the contractors/new techs to deal with them
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haha, thank you thank you for the birthday wishes, i would like to go "office space" on that chairs ass! Burn it to the ground, and smash it up with a bat when its on fire, then park on top of it with the jeep and roast em. Then drive away giving it the finger.
That would be a VERY bad idea.... Burning the chair would result in an extremely toxic cloud escaping into the atmosphere. Once it hit the closest graveyard - yep, that's right... ZOMBIES!!!

I'm telling you... Farty Office chair + Match = Zombie Apocalypse!
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Ok, let me get this straight: you spent your birthday sniffing a guy's chair and taking pictures of his butt?



Happy Belated Birthday!

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