HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM Minnesota ?
ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A MINNESOTA RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $860.00).
He and a frie nd go duck hunting in upper Minnesota . It's mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.
They decide they want to make a natural looking open water for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float in. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse.
Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:
They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, The GUNS, and the DOG...?
Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.
The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to res emble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheere d on by his Master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. (Dog Lovers take heart……..keep reading, the story only gets better from here !)
The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab.
The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator
The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.
I heard that before dont know if its true or not but funny none the less.
And living around lakes that people drive on about once a year I hear of someone driving their truck through the ice. And once you go out on the water the insurance doesn't cover you anymore cause guess what your not supposed to be on water with a truck haha.
I remember a few years back some drunk guy drove his brand new Dodge pickup through the ice. He was drunk too so he was F-ed cause the insurance company wouldnt cover him cause he was drunk AND was on the water. I hate to see what hes driving now while still paying on the truck
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