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Old 01-08-2011, 02:09 PM   #1
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Dead Birds/Fish - Aflockolypse Now!

What's your opinion? Anyone hear any good rational scientific explanation for what's going on all over the world with these dying birds and fish? Polar ice cap shift? Radio waves run amok? Electromagnetic weather control side effects? Contrails? Think maybe it's a conspiracy? Govt testing gone bad? Mass suicide?

Maybe nobody even cares and this thread will die as quick as the birds did.

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What's your opinion? Anyone hear any good rational scientific explanation for what's going on all over the world with these dying birds and fish? Polar ice cap shift? Radio waves run amok? Electromagnetic weather control side effects? Contrails? Think maybe it's a conspiracy? Govt testing gone bad? Mass suicide?

Maybe nobody even cares and this thread will die as quick as the birds did.
17 years ago on Chinese new year everyone in China jumped at the same time causing a massive amount of energy forcing the earth off its normal axis which in turn caused the earth to start revolving farther and farther away from the sun each year. This yr it got too far and they like totally starting dying.

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i read that the dead birds in the southern u.s. suffered from massive trauma to their chests, but no real explanation as to what caused the trauma. someone said they got confused by something and started running into each other. do red winged blackbirds weigh enough to do this kind of damage to each other?

the better question is, with the bees a few years ago, whales, dolphins, birds and fish in recent years, is this a naturally occurring phenomena or something else? or, is the media just sensationalizing another story? i never remember hearing about this kind of stuff happening when i was younger. either way, it still shocks me to think there are people who believe that we aren't trashing the environment.

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... it still shocks me to think there are people who believe that we aren't trashing the environment.

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I won't dispute that we trash the environment, but if that's whats causing these deaths, wouldn't it be gradual and not like all these happening in the last two weeks or so? And worldwide at the same relative time? I don't know.
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My daughter says that it is being caused by aliens (the space traveling kind).

Other than during the west nile thing several years back, you never just saw dead birds laying on the ground. You might rarely come across one while hiking in the woods, but has anyone ever seen one just fall from the sky in mid-flight? This must have been caused by one of those "weather balloons". You know the ones that our gov uses to explain away everything?
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You know if you feed alka sellser (however you spell) they will fall from the sky mid flight. As for animals dieing who knows it may happen naturally or it may be from pollution in the ground infecting the bugs and the birds eat the bugs and then the birds die.
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Logically...at least to me... since the birds and hundreds of thousands of fish and crabs have all mysteriously died within a relatively short period it would seem that whatever the explanation it would have to pertain to both birds and fish. Unless it's a really big coincidence. Then again, remember what the Seinfeld show had to say about coincidences:

From the episode: The Statue

RAVA: Maybe you think we're in cahoots.
ELAINE: No, no . . . but it is quite a coincidence.
RAVA: Yes, that's all, a coincidence!
ELAINE: A big coincidence.
RAVA: Not a big coincidence. A coincidence!
ELAINE: No, that's a big coincidence.
RAVA: That's what a coincidence is! There are no small coincidences and big coincidences!
ELAINE: No, there are degrees of coincidences.
RAVA: No, there are only coincidences! ..Ask anyone! (Enraged, she asks everyone in the elevator) Are there big coincidences and small coincidences, or just coincidences? (Silent) ..Well?! Well?!..
(Everyone just kinda shrugs, then murmurs. The elevator doors open)
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The Zombies did it.
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The Zombies did it.
zombies? *cocks shotgun*
what zombies?
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They are feeding on fish and birds now. The blood sucking zombies they aren't after us yet still have animals to feed on.
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Magnetic poles are shifting once again. Trust me look it up!
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So a compass is going to point South instead of North now?
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Magnetic poles are shifting once again. Trust me look it up!
Assuming you are serious and correct - (I have heard this theory before) - why only birds and fish? Why not mice and rabbits or other animals? Why not all the birds - and only some and in certain areas?
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How do we know that the other animals have not been found there is spots out there that some people may not notice an abundance of dead animals.
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Magnetic poles are shifting once again. Trust me look it up!
I was just going to say that. It was on my Yahoo News! homepage yesterday. Very interesting stuff. I knew that magnetic and true north are constantly in flux, but it seems like it's more than just that lately.......the article said it's moving close to 40 miles per year!!

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Is the world going to flip over and Africa South America and Australia going to be ontop on the globe?
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Time for a change.Obama promised it you know................
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Is the world going to flip over and Africa South America and Australia going to be ontop on the globe?
Hahaha......not quite. The poles will eventually shift, but not the earth. North will be the old South, South will be the old North. Guess we'll have to navigate using the South Star now......
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Hahaha......not quite. The poles will eventually shift, but not the earth. North will be the old South, South will be the old North. Guess we'll have to navigate using the South Star now......
So I still don't get why that would kill certain birds and fish.
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If the birds and fish some how used the poles to know which way to go in which weather and they got sent the wrong way could cause problem.
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Why we gotta blame the Poles? Why not the Czechs...or the British?
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Hahaha......not quite. The poles will eventually shift, but not the earth. North will be the old South, South will be the old North. Guess we'll have to navigate using the South Star now......
So Cavey basically you are sayin the the south shall rise again?
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Why we gotta blame the Poles? Why not the Czechs...or the British?
Hey mister theres only room for one smartass on this thread!
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So I still don't get why that would kill certain birds and fish.
There may be no direct correlation between the two. Just another example of this planet doing some weird things.
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So Cavey basically you are sayin the the south shall rise again?
Hahaha........uh, no.
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Why we gotta blame the Poles? Why not the Czechs...or the British?
Maybe the French? We hate them, right?

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Saw in the news today that the fishes death was cause by a freak cold snap(it actually is not very rare happens about every 25 years).As for the birds fireworks causing stress and confusion+ 50 foot fall = body trama and death.However that's just what scientist try to feed us.My opinion?ZOmbie apocalypse is ni!

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