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Old 08-06-2008, 10:28 PM   #1
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Did you ever...

feel like the lifeguard at the sea of stupidity?


I love to watch people and listen to what they say. And, with a very few exceptions such as friends, etc... The collective all seem to be complete and utter morons. I mean fawk!!! The gene pool has now fawkin deep end anymore. I guess the same thing is happening to humans that happens to breeds of dogs. If you over breed them, you get retarded puppies.

So, I raise my glass and toast the retarded puppies of the world. Thanks for making the day enjoyable!

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And whats in the glass? why not a warm bottle of Gueniss?

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Old 08-06-2008, 10:35 PM   #3
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your welcome!!! barooooooooooooooo
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Old 08-06-2008, 10:41 PM   #4
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That's the best part of sitting in an airport or ball game these days....the study of human stupidity...common sense ain't so common.....
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:19 PM   #6
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Oh good Lord.... Cain, have you been drinkin' again?????
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:25 PM   #7
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Oh good Lord.... Cain, have you been drinkin' again?????
Nope!... OK, well kinda. But, you have to admit, you don't need to drive far from the house to witness what I'm talking about.

Besides, I'm nuts... Haven't you heard?
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What up???

I know how you FEEL!

Sometimes I think it is just smug me...

Today I asked myself... 'SELF are you drinking too much or not enough???

Because my current dosage is just not working!

You know that is what happens when you have too much blood in your Alcohol System
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:33 PM   #9
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Heard you're nuts? Hell lad, I've seen it with my own bloody eyes......

And don't forget, I work for the government. I see these people you talk about every day. I fricken work with them.

I'm drinkin' a nice red wine tonight, you?


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Nope!... OK, well kinda. But, you have to admit, you don't need to drive far from the house to witness what I'm talking about.

Besides, I'm nuts... Haven't you heard?
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:35 PM   #10
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.....Today I asked myself... 'SELF are you drinking too much or not enough??? Because my current dosage is just not working!......
I ask myself this very same question all the time.....
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Heard you're nuts?......
As opposed to "Heard your nuts"..... that would be wrong, very, very wrong...... Sometimes grammer is important
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:46 PM   #12
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Heard you're nuts? Hell lad, I've seen it with my own bloody eyes......

And don't forget, I work for the government. I see these people you talk about every day. I fricken work with them.

I'm drinkin' a nice red wine tonight, you?
Hahahaha... Oh yeah, you do see them everyday. I'm so sorry! You know when I was a state employee in WV I was voted "most likely to bring guns to work"!

Currently, I am curled up with a nice cold Pacifico!

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As opposed to "Heard your nuts"..... that would be wrong, very, very wrong......
Although, lately the beans in my maracas aren't as loud as they were when I was 20!
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:02 AM   #13
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Currently, I am curled up with a nice cold Pacifico!
I could have guessed..... My God! I've created a monster.


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TMI my friend, TMI
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:16 AM   #14
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I could have guessed..... My God! I've created a monster.
Yes... Yes you have!

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Are you surprised that people are morons. These are the people they look up to???

* * Just so you know, I didn't write these!
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I work in tech support, and I'm in school to be a cop, so essentially I will never escape the vastness of other people's stupidity. I saw this a couple years ago in Dublin Ga. I was playing the little P.O.S. guitars at Sam Goody's. When this dude walks up and starts talking to me about music. He continues on to look for a guitar pick in his pocket, and pulls out joint papers. I saw him later in the parking lot smoking a joint while skateboarding in the back of a moving pick up. IN THE BACK OF A MOVING PICK UP! I swear. You cant make this stuff up, and he wasn't the only one doing something stupid, just the most notable.
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feel like the lifeguard at the sea of stupidity?
I love to watch people and listen to what they say. And, with a very few exceptions such as friends, etc... The collective all seem to be complete and utter morons. I mean fawk!!! The gene pool has now fawkin deep end anymore. I guess the same thing is happening to humans that happens to breeds of dogs. If you over breed them, you get retarded puppies.
So, I raise my glass and toast the retarded puppies of the world. Thanks for making the day enjoyable!
Dude, I work for the Veterans Administration, just a daily thing here.

OH! Sorry about your troubles with the VA, hate to hear it. In the two years I've been here this particular place has made great strides in their patient care but there is still work to do. Hell, I work here and I'm still having trouble with my disability claim. Good luck with it, I hope you get what's yours.
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:17 PM   #19
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Life is based on the law of averages....Unfortunately, some people bring down the curve.

Sometimes God weeds them out naturally when they use the chaffed extension cord in the rain and sometimes you just need to help the process and give them the chaffed extension cord.
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So do any of you think???



There should be a test you have to pass before you can reproduce?




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There should be a test you have to pass before you can reproduce?




IQ test for starters...

An aids test would be good too.
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And don't forget, I work for the government. I see these people you talk about every day. I fricken work with them.
x2. I work at a Govt. facility loaded with a lot of very intelligent people like scientists and people with lots of letters after their names. But if common sense was essential to survival this place would be nearly empty.

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Chocolate protein shake. Mmmm.
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Life is based on the law of averages....Unfortunately, some people bring down the curve.

Sometimes God weeds them out naturally when they use the chaffed extension cord in the rain and sometimes you just need to help the process and give them the chaffed extension cord.
hahaha, well put!!!

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