Election Thoughts from Ireland
Got this in an email.
'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even
bothering to hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you have a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
running against a lawyer who is married to a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married
to a good looking woman who owns a beer distributorship.
What are you lads thinking over there?'
EDIT: oooops, this is Amy. I'm on skeeter's laptop and forgot to switch accounts.
"But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." - Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia, 1782
Arguing with a truck driver is like wrestling with a pig in mud, eventually you realize the pig enjoys it.