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Old 03-05-2008, 02:22 PM   #1
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Essence Party

My boss and I are hosting a "sex toys" party at the end of the month (sorry, women only, but I'll have a camera). We're looking for specialty drinks to serve.

We've got the beer and wine figured out, but we want two specialty drinks that have a "sexual name" to go along with the other stuff.

So far, we know for sure we're having blow jobs.

We dont want to do Sex on the Beach as its too sweet. Does anyone have any ideas for another drink wtih a sexual name?

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How about a "long slow comfortable screw up against a wall"

Ingredients:
1 part Vodka
1 part Sloe Gin
1 part Southern Comfort
Orange juice
Galliano

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Mix together the vodka, sloe gin, and Southern Comfort in a tall glass over ice; fill with orange juice and then float 1 part Galliano on top to make the wall.

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1 oz. Advocaat
1 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's)
1 oz. Port
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Cream
1 tsp. Sugar, brown

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a white wine glass half filled with ice.
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Vodka
Peach schnapps
Grenadine
Strawberry juice
Orange juice

Directions: Combine 2 oz vodka, 2 oz peach schnapps, a dash of grenadine and 2.5 oz. each of strawberry and orange juice in a cocktail shaker. Shake well for a few seconds, and pour into an ice-filled hurricane glass.
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Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1 1/2 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/2 oz Kahlua
Mixing instructions:
Pour first vodka, then Bailey's, then Kahlua into a cocktail glass over crushed ice. Stir. Caution: use only high quality vodka. Cheap vodka can cause the Bailey's to curdle. Test your brand of vodka by mixing 1 Tsp each of vodka and Bailey's first.

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1 oz tequila
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz rum


Mix in glass and enjoy. 40% (80 proof)

(or you can go the lesser route...)

Legspreader #2 recipe

1 1/4 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 1/4 oz Malibu® coconut rum
6 oz pineapple juice
2 splashes 7-Up® soda


Pour all ingredients over ice in a hurricane glass. Stir, and serve.


6% (12 proof)
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Ingredients:

* 1 oz White Creme de Menthe
* 1 oz Vodka
* 1 oz Kahlua
* 1 oz Bailey's irish cream

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Mix the vodka, Kahlua and Bailey's and pour over ice. Pour the Creme de menthe down the center of the glass. Looks gross, but tastes delicious!

Tastes like a Grasshopper girl scout cookie
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Or you could go with the ever popular Deer sperm!! http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=38859
What the hell!!! I'd like to see the bartenders face when someone (not me) orders that.
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1 oz. Advocaat
1 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's)
1 oz. Port
2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Cream
1 tsp. Sugar, brown

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a white wine glass half filled with ice.
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TheTualatin Chamber of Commerce.

www.tualatinchamber.com
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I am starting to see a pattern here..............
hahaha...........in all reality (this is my official disclaimer, and maybe be a good sig line). I'm an EXTREMELY responsible person. I live and breath my son #1. My job #2. Wheelin' #3 and then when I'm childless and jobless (weekends and days off) I like to cut loose.

My boss and I are best friends, so to do stuff like this isn't a work function, its a party that we're putting on for all of our friends. The catch to this, is most of our friends are chamber members. It's sometimes hard to draw the line between work and friendship, but so far we've been doing very well.
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Originally Posted by Rubigoddess
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey, everyone has their limits. This is my ONLY Limit! Its a pure matter of physicis.....................it doesn't FIT! besides that, anyone girl who tells you that she 'loves' it must have lots of practice because that shit HURTS worse than child birth.

I could get into all the things i absolutely LOVE, but I'd probably get banned.

PM me and I'll fill in the details!
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I could get into all the things i absolutely LOVE, but I'd probably get banned.

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I could get into all the things i absolutely LOVE, but I'd probably get banned.

PM me and I'll fill in the details!
I'm the one that makes that decision here.
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Funny, there's nothin' there! YOU can't handle the truth!
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I'm the one that makes that decision here.
Well, in that case, I have a drawer that I call the "tickle drawer" It has................................oh, never mind. I KNOW i'll get banned!
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Well, in that case, I have a drawer that I call the "tickle drawer" It has................................oh, never mind. I KNOW i'll get banned!
So what she told me in PM's is that it's the second drawer down under the socks......but that's all you get for now. I don't think you all can handle the rest.
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So what she told me in PM's is that it's the second drawer down under the socks......but that's all you get for now. I don't think you all can handle the rest.
WRONG!!!! The drawer is in my night stand! I dont want to have to get outta bed to access the "millenium man"!
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WRONG!!!! The drawer is in my night stand! I dont want to have to get outta bed to access the "millenium man"!
Geez, and I thought we were getting somewhere..... Why you gotta lie to me.
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WRONG!!!! The drawer is in my night stand! I dont want to have to get outta bed to access the "millenium man"!
Whats in that drawer? toys of some kind? Are they round and long?
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WRONG!!!! The drawer is in my night stand! I dont want to have to get outta bed to access the "millenium man"!
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cool, i didnt know you had a special name for me.


the only thing I've heard about you is from the guy you shared the cell with 5 years ago and it was nothing good... oh and he had a name for you as well (tiny tim)

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