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Old 09-02-2008, 08:00 PM   #31
I luv bourbonz!
 
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I'm allergic to pussy.


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Old 09-02-2008, 08:03 PM   #32
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Ummm... I can't... You seem to be on your way out of it!


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Old 09-02-2008, 08:14 PM   #33
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I can't. Staying away from either end of an anti-social Rottweiler was in my marriage vows. (it was in the fine print)

Wash my jeep, please.
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:19 PM   #34
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Washing a jeep is unethical.

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Old 09-02-2008, 08:23 PM   #35
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Washing a jeep is unethical.

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You haven't had enough yet!

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Old 09-02-2008, 08:48 PM   #36
yes, I want some cheezy poofs
 
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No excuses there. Rain granted(just move to TX)

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Old 09-02-2008, 09:00 PM   #37
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No need, you are gay
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Old 09-02-2008, 09:58 PM   #38
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I can't... I'm just too nauseated at the site of your front bumper to help out.

Stop making love to Tennessee Sheep
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Old 09-02-2008, 10:04 PM   #39
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I would help those who have that unnatural tendency by getting them some counseling but I'm too busy keeping this thread in the spirit that Dare intended it. Fun.


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Old 09-02-2008, 10:07 PM   #40
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Offer him tuna... er, I can't, I'm allergic to pussy.

Help me motivate my daughter to do her chores.
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Old 09-02-2008, 10:09 PM   #41
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That's impossible... and thanks for backing my play.


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Old 09-02-2008, 10:16 PM   #42
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Old 09-02-2008, 10:18 PM   #43
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Borrow some damn hedge clippers!


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Old 09-02-2008, 10:21 PM   #44
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Cant nobody at school has them & im to busy looking at my bumper
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Old 09-02-2008, 10:46 PM   #45
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I can't I'd hurl.

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Old 09-03-2008, 07:16 AM   #46
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Go to ethics in engineering for me so i dont have to
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:48 AM   #47
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i cant my ethics are not in engineering....

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Old 09-03-2008, 10:17 AM   #48
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I just ran away from my screen screaming like a little girl.


Make that picture go away!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:40 AM   #49
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I can't, I'm not a Mod... oh, wait, yes I am.

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