Highway: My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconisence platoon.
" let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes , i'll take it away from you stick it up your ass and pull the fu$$ing trigger until it goes click"
Sherrif Justice: For some reason or another you sound a little TALLER on radio. (Smokey & the Bandit)
Taggert: LePetomane Thruway?!? Now what'll that a$$&ole think of next?
(Pats pockets) Has anybody got a dime? (negative murmurs in respose.)
Somebody's gotta go back and get a $hitload of dimes! (Blazing Saddles)
Swiftus Lazarus: Boy, you are nuts! N-V-T-S nuts! (History of the World, Part I)
Igor: Could be worse - could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)
Jake: Hanson Burgers.
Elwood: Yeah. Lotsa space in this mall.
Jake: Disco pants & hair cuts.
Elwood: Baby clothes.
Jake: This place has got everything.
Elwood: New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
Elwood: Pier One Imports. (The Blues Brothers)
"I'll write you a note, I'll say you're too well to attend!" Animal House
"They took the bar... THE WHOLE F.....G BAR!"
"See if you can guess what I am now."
(Puts pastry in mouth, slaps cheeks)
"I'm a zit - get it?"
“Coming of age in a fascist police state will not be a barrel of fun for anybody, much less for people like me, who are not inclined to suffer Nazis gladly and feel only contempt for the cowardly flag-suckers who would gladly give up their outdated freedom to live for the mess of pottage they have been conned into believing will be freedom from fear.”
[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fu€£ing peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.
__________________ Life isn't about how you survive the storm, but how you dance in the rain