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Old 08-10-2011, 12:09 PM   #61
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"And dont call me Shirley".....Airplane

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"Whos your favorite little rascal,, was is SPANKY"?

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"Did I hear a niner in there"?

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"...and thats when I noticed your husband and I are about the same size...from the waist up of course"

"May I borrow your towel? I just hit a water buffalo"

"Wow..nice place...must have cost you hundreds"

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"My hat blew off daaaaddy", . "Too bad your g*d da**ed head wont in it!!!!" Smokey and the bandit
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Since the VP is such a VIP shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT because if it leaks to the VC the VP could become MIA or even KIA then we'd all be put on KP.

Why don't I just bend you over that table there and nail you in the kiester; send you home with an 'I just pumped the neighbors cat' look on your face.

Do you really think some communist bastard is going to make an appointment to pop you a new asshole right in the forehead?

Venkman: Ray has gone byebye Egon, what have you got left?
Egon: I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Young enlisted man: Good morning Sgt. Major!
Sgt. Major Plumley: How the hell do you know what kind of God damn morning it is?

220, 221, whatever it takes.

Sometimes it's hard to understand the drift of things. This was a good boy. He'd have been a good man. He didn't get his chance. Death can come for ya any place, any time. It's never welcomed. But if you've done all you can do, and it's your best, in a way I guess you're ready for it.
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Old 08-10-2011, 03:31 PM   #66
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"My hat blew off daaaaddy", . "Too bad your g*d da**ed head wont in it!!!!" Smokey and the bandit
Daddy! The top came off!

Nooooo sh!t.
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Old 08-10-2011, 03:39 PM   #67
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"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun!"
Full Metal Jacket, possibly one of my favourite all time films.

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Negative ghost rider the pattern is full top gun

It's in the hole. Caddy shack
My personal favourite quote from Top Gun is;

'If you F**k up this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh*t out of Hong Kong'.
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Old 08-10-2011, 04:33 PM   #68
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"Ding dong motha f*ckas! DING DONG!!"
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"Do you mean like blonde? Like gay, gay, California surfer boy gay?"
"You best be right with you Jesus boy."
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And, and of the funny and memorable quotes from the beginning of Full Metal Jacket. lol.
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My personal favourite quote from Top Gun is;

'If you F**k up this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh*t out of Hong Kong'.
Except they never drop the F bomb in Top Gun. If it was remade today that's what it would say.
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I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

-- Super Troopers
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Daddy! The top came off!

Nooooo sh!t.
"There's no way, NOO way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

My dad used to say that to me whenever I did something stupid as a kid...
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I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

-- Super Troopers
One of the funniest movies of all time . . . lol.
And Swingers had a lot of classic quotes:

"I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man."

Trent: "They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?"
Mike: "Do you think we'll get there by midnight?"
Trent: "Baby, we're going to be up five hundy by midnight!"
Mike: "Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!"
Trent: "Vegas baby! Vegas!"
Mike: "Vegas!"
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Sammy J: Reach in that bag and get me my wallet.
Robber: Which one is it?
Sammy J: Its the one that says bad mother F*Cker on it.

Pulp fiction, now that one is full of goodies.
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Old 08-10-2011, 08:31 PM   #78
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I got a good name for this car, Rusty! Joe Dirt
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I went to see Captain America yesterday and I cannot get this line out of my head.
Military Sargent says about captain America before the transformation
"Jesus, someone get that boy a sandwich"


Also form Happy Gillmore
"I eat pieces of Sh** like you for breakfast"
"Haha, you eat pieces of sh** for breakfast!"
"......No"
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THE LAUREL — HARDY MURDER CASE (1930)
Ollie to Stan: "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into."

CHICKENS COME HOME (1931) (Laurel & Hardy)
Ollie: "Well..."
Stan: "Here's another nice mess I got you into."
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"That's a big twinky"
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"Who you gonna call?"
"That's a big twinky"
"Were exterminators"
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Listen... do you smell something?
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Kent, this is ice. It's what happens to water when it gets too cold.
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Jules: Oh, man. I will never forgive your a$$ for this sh*t. This is some f***ed-up repugnant sh*t.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he is wrong, he is immediately forgiven for all wrong-doings? Have you ever heard that?
Jules: Get the f*ck out my face with that sh*t. The motherf**ker said that sh*t never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb a$$.
Vincent: I've got a threshold Jules. I've got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now right now I'm a f**kin' race car, alright? And you got me in the red. And I'm just saying, I'm just saying that it's f**kin' dangerous to have a race car in the f**kin' red, that's all. I could blow.
Jules: Oh, oh, you ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom cloud-layin' motherf**ker, motherf**ker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm "SUPERFLY TNT." I'm "THE GUNS OF THE NAVARONE." In fact, what the f**k am I doing in the back? You're the motherf**ker should be on brain detail. We're f**king switching. I'm washing the windows and you're picking up this n*****'s skull.

Sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.


Pulp Fiction = Best Movie EVER
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Jules: Oh, man. I will never forgive your a$$ for this sh*t. This is some f***ed-up repugnant sh*t.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he is wrong, he is immediately forgiven for all wrong-doings? Have you ever heard that?
Jules: Get the f*ck out my face with that sh*t. The motherf**ker said that sh*t never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb a$$.
Vincent: I've got a threshold Jules. I've got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now right now I'm a f**kin' race car, alright? And you got me in the red. And I'm just saying, I'm just saying that it's f**kin' dangerous to have a race car in the f**kin' red, that's all. I could blow.
Jules: Oh, oh, you ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom cloud-layin' motherf**ker, motherf**ker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm "SUPERFLY TNT." I'm "THE GUNS OF THE NAVARONE." In fact, what the f**k am I doing in the back? You're the motherf**ker should be on brain detail. We're f**king switching. I'm washing the windows and you're picking up this n*****'s skull.

Sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.


Pulp Fiction = Best Movie EVER


I would share some of my favorite quotes but I don't want to have to edit them. Good job though.
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I would share some of my favorite quotes but I don't want to have to edit them. Good job though.
yeah I had to look at it a few times to make sure I didn't miss anything
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Just a few from one of the greatest movies ever made. I'll give you one guess who my favorite character is

He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

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My dad used to say that to me whenever I did something stupid as a kid...

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