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Old 10-28-2008, 08:02 PM   #1
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For Sale or Rent: 2007 Husband

Wonderful Husband Going at Sacrafice Prices!!!
I am trying to sell or rent my husband to finance some Jeep related upgrades that i need. I need a new body tub, howell fuel injection kit, 6" soa lift, & 36" boggers, with that said please make offer. Bartering welcome. This husband: takes out trash, removes unwanted bugs, cooks (on occasion), is able to lift very heavy things, can fix anything including jeeps, and will recycle any pesky beer or hot wings. After recycling afore mentioned beer and hot wings, he is also removes wallpaper. He runs good and has very little body damage, exhaust system needs a little work. Included: tools & jeep.

If you are interested please pm.

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Old 10-29-2008, 07:14 AM   #2
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I was actually trying to convince my wife I could generate extra cash making sperm donations (I was trying to avoid going to the snip doctor).

I did not get any support on that issue.

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Old 10-29-2008, 07:32 AM   #3
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lol. i think to make that profitable you would need to do it quite a bit. but on the flip side you could probably win some arm wrestling titles. tell her it's part of your training
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:36 AM   #4
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I understand the right man can get in excess of $400 a shot. At least thats what I remember from MANSWERS.
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:58 AM   #5
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I was actually trying to convince my wife I could generate extra cash making sperm donations (I was trying to avoid going to the snip doctor).

I did not get any support on that issue.

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I had often thought about doing this as extra income, figured I could get my girlfriend to go with me and do all thw work. Then I found out that there can't be any saliva in the mix
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:10 AM   #6
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:26 AM   #7
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call it what you will, i still need the parts
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:52 AM   #8
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Money is a little tight and I'm having...let's say ....concerns about finalizing my genetic contributions to the world.

I thought this was a win - win for the home team but I got shot down like a turkey on T-day... I guess I'll keep working on other ideas.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:18 PM   #9
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Have you ever thought of renting yourself out? It might be easier and better money.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:34 PM   #10
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no, trust me he's more useful. plus i'm not trying to rent or sell him for "that" reason. although, if you purchase him you can do with him what you wish.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:53 PM   #12
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Does he do windows?

I could have really used a lot of help two weeks ago....
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:15 PM   #13
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hmmmm, i'm not sure, but probably.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:27 PM   #14
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My buddy got a Jeep for his wife....
Sounds like a good trade to me.
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:00 PM   #15
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can you F*** a jeep? (this is a fill in the blanks post. i am not responsible for the letters you fill in)
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:54 PM   #16
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can you F*** a jeep? (this is a fill in the blanks post. i am not responsible for the letters you fill in)
i did
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:08 PM   #17
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can you F*** a jeep? (this is a fill in the blanks post. i am not responsible for the letters you fill in)
I have not but I've see a number of home videos so it is possible.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:36 PM   #18
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we can say fork anymore?
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:52 PM   #19
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No you can't. and its flop not fork.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:58 PM   #20
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No you can't. and its flop not fork.

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Old 10-29-2008, 06:03 PM   #21
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you gotta be careful what hole you stick it in. watch out for rust. and keep in mind the exhaust tip can sometimes be hot....and cold for that matter. here's a tip if you park it on an incline it'll give ya some resistance. kinda like that joke about the sheep on the edge of the cliff.
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Old 10-29-2008, 06:05 PM   #22
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You could just sell one of his kidneys... Those things are bringing top dollar and he can live with just one.
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you gotta be careful what hole you stick it in. watch out for rust. and keep in mind the exhaust tip can sometimes be hot....and cold for that matter. here's a tip if you park it on an incline it'll give ya some resistance. kinda like that joke about the sheep on the edge of the cliff.
Are you talking about a wife or a Jeep? It seems most of these tips could apply to both.
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Old 10-29-2008, 06:15 PM   #24
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good point. but you should be careful how and with whom you execute them. or you could be unable to fork either of them.
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you gotta be careful what hole you stick it in. watch out for rust. and keep in mind the exhaust tip can sometimes be hot....and cold for that matter. here's a tip if you park it on an incline it'll give ya some resistance. kinda like that joke about the sheep on the edge of the cliff.
What sheep on the edge of the cliff joke?
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Old 10-29-2008, 07:00 PM   #26
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i'm trying to remember it i thought it was one of those old everyone knew it jokes. just give me some time i'll remember the whole thing.
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Old 10-29-2008, 07:10 PM   #27
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why did the australian farmer take is sheep to the edge of the cliff??
So it would push back.

there is another longer joke with the same punchline, but i cant remember it. but you get the pic.
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ya. I get the idea.
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Old 10-29-2008, 07:23 PM   #29
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i didn't say it was a good joke.
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Ya there's nothing like a good joke, and that was nothing like a good joke.

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