Since we seem to be on a friends kick. I collected some interesting stuff from around the intraweb about friends.
You might want to reconsider accepting that offer from some of the members!!!
"Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy."
"A true friend stabs you in the front."
"A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families."
"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."
"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."
"I hate it in friends when they come too late to help."
"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."
"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends—they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!"
"A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative."
"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."
"One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim." *** RIP George Carlin!!! ***
"Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces."
"Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend’s forehead."
Add your own.