Make him a profile on one of those stupid dating sites, like blackpeoplemeet, Christian mingle, etc, whatever would make him laugh, w/ his pic and all, then use tiny.url to change the url so he can't see the site. It will make it shorter. Then send a text saying check out this hottie who wants to go on a date w/ me, or him, or something along those lines, w/ the link. Send it. Also post it on facebook for good measure!