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Old 04-09-2014, 09:54 AM   #1
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Am I to understand you men finished your training on your own?
That's the fact, Jack.

Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.






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They've been moving me around my work area lately so I've been quoting this one allot.


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Old 04-09-2014, 12:39 PM   #3
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The whole scene from Django with the masks.
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Old 04-09-2014, 01:50 PM   #4
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The whole scene from Django with the masks.
OMG! I laughed for a friggin week at that scene. Don Johnson played a good role as "Big Daddy".
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Old 04-11-2014, 03:59 PM   #6
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This one,

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass--and I'm all out of bubblegum"

runner up:
"life's a bitch and she's back in heat"

Rowdy Roddy Pipper in "They Live"
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Old 04-11-2014, 04:34 PM   #7
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Blades of Glory

Chazz - The night is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy - It's dark for everyone, moron!
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Old 04-11-2014, 05:59 PM   #8
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"The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty." - Grandma Klump
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Old 04-12-2014, 10:23 PM   #10
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its me its me earnest t bass,,,i never chew my cabbage twice...

so many on the old black and white episodes on andy griffith..that are always funny i dont care how many times ive seen them..
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"Now I've seen everything."
"Really? Ever see a man eat his own head?"
"No."
"So then you haven't seen everything."
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Old 04-13-2014, 07:47 PM   #13
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Bill Paxton in Aliens, "Game over man, game over."

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