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Old 09-29-2008, 09:41 PM   #1
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Funny Acronym's

Being in the military, I use acronym's for just about everything. I usually end up confusing my wife when I start talking when I get home from work. She thinks it's funny that she doesn't have a clue what I'm talking about. Let see some funny Acronym's.....What ya'll got?

EXP : P.E.T.A = People Eating Tasty Animals.

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Old 09-29-2008, 10:50 PM   #2
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i heard this one last night watching carlos mencia......... F.E.M.A find every mexican available

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Old 09-29-2008, 10:52 PM   #3
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That's a good start.....come on people I know ya'll got some more.

Give us a good laugh.
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Had just a few beers tonite (=7) so the only thing that comes to mind deal with Ford.

FORD = Flip Over, Read Directions
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead

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Old 09-30-2008, 03:15 PM   #7
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Back when I lived in Key Largo and was an active Master Scuba Instructor, there were always these guys that wanted to brag about how great at diving they were. Without fail, they always ended up short on their promises. Alot of times, these guys needed rescued. After the twentieth or thirtieth idiot I had to rescue, I started calling them S.P.O.R.T. Stupid People On Reef Trips.

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Had just a few beers tonite (=7) so the only thing that comes to mind deal with Ford.

FORD = Flip Over, Read Directions
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Road Dead

Will likely have more tomorrow...after a few cups of coffee
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FORD = F'd On Race Day
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Old 09-30-2008, 05:27 PM   #9
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I.D.10T error.
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2 more for ford: For old redneck drivers
For only rolling downhill



-- i really don't have a thing against ford thought
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-- i really don't have a thing against ford thought
I don't either.


FORD = F'ed Over Rebuilt Dodge.
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I.D.10T error.
I'm going to need you to fill out one of those I.D.10T forms if you don't find the 710 cap in your engine bay.
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P.E.B.K.A.C. Problem exists between keyboard and chair
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I have that issue frequently.
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Shouldn't you be fighting a dragon on a mountaintop dressed in your blues?

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Shouldn't you be fighting a dragon on a mountaintop dressed in your blues?

hahahaha no i believe the new thing is going all over the world and throwing guns in the air and catching as we twirl them in our dress blues....fighting dragons is sooooo last month...
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I'm going to need you to fill out one of those I.D.10T forms if you don't find the 710 cap in your engine bay.

Hey Scout are you still looking for that 710 cap?
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