Funny Bumper Stickers - Jeep Wrangler Forum
Jeep Wrangler Forum

Go Back   Jeep Wrangler Forum > General Discussion Forums > Off-Topic

Join Wrangler Forum Today


Reply
 
Thread Tools

Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about them on WranglerForum.com
Old 11-09-2008, 10:12 AM   #1
that's what she said

WF Supporting Member
 
jgano23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: \m/-_-\m/
Posts: 16,482
Send a message via AIM to jgano23 Send a message via Yahoo to jgano23
Funny Bumper Stickers

what are some of the best bumper stickers you have seen? it could be on any vehicle about anything.

"Isn't a smoking area in a restaurant like a peeing area in a pool?"
"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken"

jgano23 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-09-2008, 10:50 AM   #2
Jeeper
 
orange05tj's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.
Posts: 3,897
saw this the other day,

driving slow, saving gas, if you dont like it, then f&%#ng pass.

__________________
You'll be in a great mood all day because you'll be slapping all your troubles away.
orange05tj is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-09-2008, 02:02 PM   #3
Jeeper
 
RatherBNarizona's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Arizona
Posts: 12,283
"Is there life after death? F*CK WITH MY TRUCK AND FIND OUT!"
RatherBNarizona is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-09-2008, 02:09 PM   #4
Jeeper
 
jpdocdave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beach park, il
Posts: 8,162
Images: 7
this is outdated now but i liked it. "vote for change, and thats all you're gonna have in your pocket"
__________________
"The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president."
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data...re_cowbell.gif
jpdocdave is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-09-2008, 02:23 PM   #5
amy
Kalashnikitty

WF Supporting Member
 
amy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Spokane wa
Posts: 5,580
Send a message via Yahoo to amy
"Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life."
__________________
Good girls go to Heaven. Jeep girls go where ever they want.
amy is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-09-2008, 03:31 PM   #6
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 2,775
Kinda off topic, but the funniest one I remember seeing was the septic truck that had:

"Satisfaction guaranteed or double you load back".

Almost fell off my motorcycle!
stevens243 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-09-2008, 04:23 PM   #7
In a trailer in the woods

WF Supporting Member
 
Barrie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Greater downtown Brownsville,Kentucky
Posts: 40,544
Send a message via AIM to Barrie Send a message via Yahoo to Barrie
I saw this on the back of a pick-up this morning, being recently divorced I thought it was funny. If I wanted to live with a bitch I would get a dog.


__________________
2006 Unlimited Soft Top


Skillfully disguised as a responsible adult


Barrie is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-09-2008, 04:32 PM   #8
Wrecktrician
 
4point's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Central Sierra
Posts: 7,351
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barrie in Maine View Post
I saw this on the back of a pick-up this morning, being recently divorced I thought it was funny. If I wanted to live with a bitch I would get a dog.


Chin up Barrie, some where on this forum I read "Divorced women come with a house" you need to find you one of them.
__________________
Just getting to work is an adventure.
4point is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-09-2008, 04:43 PM   #9
In a trailer in the woods

WF Supporting Member
 
Barrie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Greater downtown Brownsville,Kentucky
Posts: 40,544
Send a message via AIM to Barrie Send a message via Yahoo to Barrie
Quote:
Originally Posted by 4point View Post
Chin up Barrie, some where on this forum I read "Divorced women come with a house" you need to find you one of them.
He He, all is good. I would like to find one with a big heated garage actually, condition of house not that important.
__________________
2006 Unlimited Soft Top


Skillfully disguised as a responsible adult


Barrie is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-09-2008, 06:30 PM   #10
Nerf gun assassin

WF Supporting Member
::WF Administrator::
 
distortedtj's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: yep right there.
Posts: 21,295
Send a message via Yahoo to distortedtj
This one I had made and is on my tank skid....



Had the same one in yellow made for coyote94yj, he stuck it to his dash.


Here's one I had made and stuck on my truck many years ago...

Ok I can't find a pic right now but it is...

MY LUG NUTS REQUIRE MORE TORQUE THAN YOUR IMPORT PRODUCES.
distortedtj is online now   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-09-2008, 09:56 PM   #11
that's what she said

WF Supporting Member
 
jgano23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: \m/-_-\m/
Posts: 16,482
Send a message via AIM to jgano23 Send a message via Yahoo to jgano23
got another one:
"I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person."
jgano23 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 02:45 AM   #12
Jeeper
 
tarheel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Clayton, NC
Posts: 1,265
Send a message via AIM to tarheel Send a message via Skype™ to tarheel
A local UNC--NCSU rivalry produced this:
Honk if you like Carolina, Moo if y'all fum state. I had it on my car during the 2 years I went to NCSU before transferring to UNC
__________________
Glenn
98 Sport Red 5spd
RC 2.5 lift/Daystar 1in BL/BrownDog 1 in MM/Ford 8.8 rear/Spartan lockers/RC stabilizer/JKS quicker discos/FabFour Hardcore Bumper/SB XRC8 winch
Cragar 365 series V5's/33x12.50 Goodyear Wrangler Duratracs/Grant Tire carrier bumper/Uniden pc68ltw with red 4 ft Wilson FGT,
tarheel is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 11:29 AM   #13
Genius!

WF Supporting Member
::WF Moderator::
 
Coyote_94YJ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Germany
Posts: 20,887
Send a message via ICQ to Coyote_94YJ Send a message via Yahoo to Coyote_94YJ
Hands up Motherstickers......This is a F*ck-up!!

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

Like a roll of toilet paper, life goes faster near the end.

My 401K is now a 101K.

Love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

I got kicked out of the cub scouts for eating a brownie.

Ward, you were awfully hard on the beaver last night.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

I'm not perfect but parts of me are incredible.
Coyote_94YJ is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 12:36 PM   #14
Jeeper
 
richp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Pocono mountains
Posts: 1,559
Quote:
Originally Posted by jpdocdave View Post
this is outdated now but i liked it. "vote for change, and thats all you're gonna have in your pocket"
Is it ? we shall see...
richp is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 12:45 PM   #15
Jeeper
 
jjseel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Rowlett, TEXAS!
Posts: 2,955
Cute girl with a pony tail, driving a pickup in front of me had this on her bumper: "If you are going to ride my a$$, at least pull my hair!"
I almost had a wreck!

How about, from another truck: "I got this truck for my wife...Pretty good trade, huh?"
__________________
jjseel is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 02:31 PM   #16
Genius!

WF Supporting Member
::WF Moderator::
 
Coyote_94YJ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Germany
Posts: 20,887
Send a message via ICQ to Coyote_94YJ Send a message via Yahoo to Coyote_94YJ
Quote:
Originally Posted by jjseel View Post
Cute girl with a pony tail, driving a pickup in front of me had this on her bumper: "If you are going to ride my a$$, at least pull my hair!"
I almost had a wreck!
Coyote_94YJ is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 03:08 PM   #17
Jeeper
 
txjustin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 389
I have one referring to mullets..."Short on top, Let the back rock!"
__________________
'89 Islander YJ 4" suspension 2" body lift
35" MT Baja Claws, Weber carb, upgraded ax15 tranny, 4.2 6 cyl, and for sale...pm me for details
txjustin is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 03:56 PM   #18
Jeeper
 
98TJ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Vestal
Posts: 127
"If my smoking bother's you, don't breathe!"
"I tried seeing your point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a**!"
"I'd smack you but sh*t splatters!"
"We bulldoze nature to make room for your fat a**?"
"I'm great in bed (I can sleep all night)"

Just a few I have seen.
__________________


This is my jeep. There are many like it but this one is mine. My jeep is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my jeep is useless. Without my jeep I am useless. I must drive my jeep true. I must be better than the mud, who is trying to defeat me. I must conquer it before it conquers me. Before God I swear this creed: my jeep and myself are masters of the mud, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no more mud. Amen.
98TJ is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 08:48 PM   #19
Jeeper
 
Rykker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 26
Gun control means using both hands.

Theres more to life than MPG
Rykker is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 09:23 PM   #20
Pushy, Loudmouthed, and Ballsy
 
Dare2BSquare's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Driving Around Arkansas In My Black XJ
Posts: 6,177
Saw this one today....

If Heaven ain't a lot like Dixie, I'm not so sure I want to go.
__________________
99 XJ Sport
4.0l
AW4
NP231
d30/C8.25
3" Skyjacker lift
31 x 10.50 General Grabbers


http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h2...are/TMLogo.gif Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars fish?
Dare2BSquare is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 09:42 PM   #21
Wrecktrician
 
4point's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Central Sierra
Posts: 7,351
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare View Post
Saw this one today....

If Heaven ain't a lot like Dixie, I'm not so sure I want to go.
Bocephus
__________________
Just getting to work is an adventure.
4point is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-10-2008, 09:45 PM   #22
Jeeper
 
orange05tj's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.
Posts: 3,897
Keep working, millions on welfare depend on you. Had that sticker for a long time
__________________
You'll be in a great mood all day because you'll be slapping all your troubles away.
orange05tj is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-11-2008, 10:23 AM   #23
Jeeper
 
TJ-Jeepin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Gilbert, AZ
Posts: 37
--The only thing better than fishin' and truckin' is ridin' and f**kin'--



Saw it on a Hardly Ableson.
__________________
1999 Wrangler Sport
2005 Liberty Renegade
TJ-Jeepin is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-11-2008, 11:10 AM   #24
Jeeper
 
cherokee980's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Tomball Texas
Posts: 2,817
90% of all women are battered....I still prefer mine fried
__________________
my luck is so bad, It could be raining tits and I would get hit in the head with a dick!
cherokee980 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-11-2008, 12:24 PM   #25
that's what she said

WF Supporting Member
 
jgano23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: \m/-_-\m/
Posts: 16,482
Send a message via AIM to jgano23 Send a message via Yahoo to jgano23
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
jgano23 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-11-2008, 12:27 PM   #26
Jeeper
 
jjseel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Rowlett, TEXAS!
Posts: 2,955
Yet another pick up -

"Don't blame me...
I voted for Jefferson Davis!"
__________________
jjseel is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-11-2008, 12:51 PM   #27
Jeeper
 
TJ-Jeepin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Gilbert, AZ
Posts: 37
--Hell yes I'm drunk! Do ya think I'm a stunt driver?!--

(this in no way, shape or form implies that I condone drinking and driving....just drinking )
__________________
1999 Wrangler Sport
2005 Liberty Renegade
TJ-Jeepin is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-11-2008, 12:59 PM   #28
Hacks off Parts while Lit
 
whitebuffalo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: The Sandhills of South Texas
Posts: 2,290
on my jeep i have
"honk if parts fall off" and
"my other ride is your mom"

on my truck toolbox i have a bunch. favorites include:
"jesus loves you, everyone else thinks youre an asshole"
"one by one the penguins steal my sanity"
"this truck aint the only thing of mine thats bigger than yours"
"with guns trucks and beer, who needs women"
"my dad can eat more than your dad"
__________________
'90 YJ, ford 8.8, SOA, lincoln front, aussie rear, 4.88s, swampers.
whitebuffalo is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 11-11-2008, 03:54 PM   #29
that's what she said

WF Supporting Member
 
jgano23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: \m/-_-\m/
Posts: 16,482
Send a message via AIM to jgano23 Send a message via Yahoo to jgano23
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

jgano23 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Jeep Wrangler Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
If you do not want to register, fill this field only and the name will be used as user name for your post.
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
welder or front bumper mrbigjeep General Jeep Discussion 69 02-24-2012 10:32 PM
Smittybilt Rear Bumper with Tire Carrier Installed! Rogue TJ General Discussion Forum 8 01-07-2009 12:11 AM
Front Bumper Length ATL Rubi TJ General Discussion Forum 3 09-16-2008 06:54 PM
Olympic Bumper Install Observations compshooter TJ General Discussion Forum 0 05-11-2007 05:21 PM
Bumper Time AzTJ TJ Pics Forum 31 04-27-2007 04:04 PM



» Featured Product

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:06 AM.



Jeep®, Wrangler, Liberty, Wagoneer, Cherokee, and Grand Cherokee are copyrighted and trademarked to Chrysler Motors LLC.
Wranglerforum.com is not in any way associated with the Chrysler Motors LLC