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Old 02-05-2008, 07:30 PM   #1
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Funny Craigslist Finds

I browse craigslist probably way too much, and occasionally I'll come across something funny. So I thought I might share.


Seen tonight:

"Large sturdy dress"

"This chainsaw was just used around house."



I saw one the other day that I can't find now.

Chainsaw is like new, only used for hunting. Only in WV!!!



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Old 02-06-2008, 06:13 PM   #2
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I saw one a while back in Dallas offering sexual favors in exchange for dental work.










Of course now I'm on probation for performing Dental work without a dental/medical license.

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Old 02-06-2008, 06:53 PM   #3
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I saw this in the "artist" section of the Los Angeles Craigslist....


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Graduate art student seeking male bear-type 20-50 for video project.

Would require limited clothing, and contact with another male, but nothing x-rated.

If interested, I can provide more information about me and the project I'm working on. Thanks for your interest.


What the hell is a "bear-type"???
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Old 02-06-2008, 07:15 PM   #4
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What the hell is a "bear-type"???
It's kinda like this:

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Old 02-06-2008, 07:42 PM   #5
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:37 AM   #6
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Found these in the wee hours:

And I swear its true, so heres the link too!

"“Mad Scientists” are needed in Northern VA, Montgomery County & DC"

washingtondc.craigslist.org


"Ladies, earn excellent extra money as scout" Um.... Scout old buddy, is there something we should know??
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:45 AM   #8
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HAHAHAHAH!!! Um....NO! The only thing on the road that should be "Backed Up" is the traffic!

And Smeg... I'm not even gonna ask how you came across that!

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OMFG!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OK!!! This beats the chit outta my lame attempts! Holy crap!
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It's kinda like this:

HA, DICK. I was just going to reply to her post and say ME. Also.
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:05 PM   #10
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HA, DICK. I was just going to reply to her post and say ME. Also.
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Where do you guys find this stuff?
I always search dildo on CL and never come up with anything, but I don't wanna pay full price.
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Scout, Jack, you guys realize that a "bear" is a big burly gay man don't you?
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Old 02-07-2008, 06:31 PM   #13
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http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/car/563239793.html

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/car/563228815.html

You wouldn't believe the amount of emails I got after posting these.
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http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/car/563239793.html

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/car/563228815.html

You wouldn't believe the amount of emails I got after posting these.
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What the hell is a "bear-type"???
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Scout, Jack, you guys realize that a "bear" is a big burly gay man don't you?
Um, if you already knew then why did you ask? And UH HELL NO, didn't read gay anything into it. I just figured big burly.
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Um, if you already knew then why did you ask? And UH HELL NO, didn't read gay anything into it. I just figured big burly.

Google is my friend.
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seems there are "unexplored issues"
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Old 02-07-2008, 10:06 PM   #21
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Heres another posting I have running still. Got some good feedback.

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/pts/563214465.html


This one too.

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/zip/561174689.html

I have too much time on my hands.
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So I don't have to be seen with these in my shopping cart...

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/for/558828307.html

But, do I want to buy them on Craigslist???
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http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h2...are/TMLogo.gif Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars fish?
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Old 02-07-2008, 10:31 PM   #23
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Anyone interested in a lawnmower?

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/grd/566709419.html
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thos eare some good ads, but who ahs time to looka t anyhting on CL besides jeeps?
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thos eare some good ads, but who ahs time to looka t anyhting on CL besides jeeps?
the 150 emails I recieved in 4 hours of posting that crap tells me too many people have time to browse it.
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Okay, I'm cheating.

This was from the "best of craigslist"

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/526482501.html
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Old 02-07-2008, 11:06 PM   #27
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So I don't have to be seen with these in my shopping cart...

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/for/558828307.html

But, do I want to buy them on Craigslist???
WTF! People will try to sell anything for crack money.
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http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/car/563228815.html

You wouldn't believe the amount of emails I got after posting these.
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