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Old 10-23-2008, 04:32 PM   #31
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I think it needs some A/T's first.

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Old 10-23-2008, 05:04 PM   #32
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I think it needs some A/T's first.
or this treatment:AstroSafariVans.com • View topic - Solid Axle Swap into a 1998 Astro AWD check this out

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Old 10-23-2008, 06:10 PM   #33
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Her names alicia, she's almost 19...the number ***-**** lol. good luck reaching her...
lol im straight on callin her =D try talkin her into going offroading sometime.. my jeep needs to stretch since shes been sittin in the garage while i drive the younger girl around =D

shes close to my age.. brandon and im 20
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:25 PM   #34
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That's a pretty slick little van.
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Old 10-23-2008, 07:33 PM   #35
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That is acceptable.
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:46 PM   #36
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step in line please =D
you'll have to fight me for the spot...
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:38 AM   #37
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Guys, if you want to post your personal phone number that's fine, but don't post other people's.... even if they are in your family.
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:42 AM   #38
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you'll have to fight me for the spot...
your from oregon buddy =D atleast i live closer..

lets take a trip to the badlands.. =D i know u guys are a couple hours a way but it'll be fun
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:54 AM   #39
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Guys, if you want to post your personal phone number that's fine, but don't post other people's.... even if they are in your family.
nobody caught on?
(i'm not even sure if i was born when this song came out..)

Hey...
Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)

Jenny, Jenny you're the girl for me
You don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before
But I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination
But I was disturbed

Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)

I got it (I got it), I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it), I got it
For a good time call

Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I've got your number
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)

Hey...
Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I call your number
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)

Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to
For the price of a dime
I can always turn to you
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
........

yea well nvm...
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:57 AM   #40
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lol im straight on callin her =D try talkin her into going offroading sometime.. my jeep needs to stretch since shes been sittin in the garage while i drive the younger girl around =D

shes close to my age.. brandon and im 20


oh, she needs no talking into offroading...she'll tow you out, when you get stuck yea, i wouldn't expect it but ever since she got her jeep she's been wheeling hard
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That is acceptable.
good, someday. but i've read that the AWD platform is better for this
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:03 AM   #42
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oh, she needs no talking into offroading...she'll tow you out, when you get stuck yea, i wouldn't expect it but ever since she got her jeep she's been wheeling hard
heck.. gl following me =D i didnt get stuck once the last trip at attica..

well i take that back.. if i woulda kept going foward once.. most of my fender woulds been ripped off.. and maybe coulda flipped my jeep =p i had to get towed backwards to keep my jeep somewhat safe..

took a v8 scout and he had to give me a couple good yanks..

thats what i get for going over a hill that i went down last year.. this year it was washed out and had a 12 foot straight down drop =p andrew was with me and i think dave was too
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:05 AM   #43
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yea well nvm...
Try a better song next time, or one that's not over 20 years old.
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Try a better song next time, or one that's not over 20 years old.
i caould think of any other numbers of the top of my head, that a lot of people know...
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:42 AM   #45
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heck.. gl following me =D i didnt get stuck once the last trip at attica..

well i take that back.. if i woulda kept going foward once.. most of my fender woulds been ripped off.. and maybe coulda flipped my jeep =p i had to get towed backwards to keep my jeep somewhat safe..

took a v8 scout and he had to give me a couple good yanks..

thats what i get for going over a hill that i went down last year.. this year it was washed out and had a 12 foot straight down drop =p andrew was with me and i think dave was too

she's not afraid of getting stuck or breaking stuff, so you better be careful what you wish for!
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:04 PM   #46
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well i take that back.. if i woulda kept going foward once.. most of my fender woulds been ripped off.. and maybe coulda flipped my jeep =p i had to get towed backwards to keep my jeep somewhat safe..
pffft. wuss
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:44 PM   #47
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pffft. wuss
lol.. i was the only one to even come close to wanting to go down this hill..

and nvr.. its not about breaking stuff.. because thats fine with me.. its the rolling my jeep over when it was my dd was what scared me..

but now i got my charger so any damage done to my jeep is ok =D
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47 responses and not a good joke in the bunch... so the answer to the OP is.... No.
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47 responses and not a good joke in the bunch... so the answer to the OP is.... No.
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