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Old 10-22-2008, 12:01 AM   #1
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got any good jeep jokes

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Old 10-22-2008, 12:41 AM   #2
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why did the jeep cross the road?
to get to the other side.

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Old 10-22-2008, 04:02 AM   #3
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:31 AM   #5
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So this Jeep rolls into a bar.....
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:59 AM   #6
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....So the Jeep said " winch I don't need no stinkin winch"
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Old 10-22-2008, 11:38 AM   #7
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:00 PM   #8
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A Jeep, a 4runner, and an H2 were all sitting at the entrance to a rock garden. The Jeep says......
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:27 PM   #9
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haha, i just drove over something like that yesterday. didnt sink that far though, kinda embarrassing. lol. in an awesome way that is.
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Old 10-22-2008, 03:59 PM   #10
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So this Jeep rolls into a bar.....
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Old 10-22-2008, 04:21 PM   #11
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A Jeep, a 4runner, and an H2 were all sitting at the entrance to a rock garden. The Jeep says......
................ hey, I know where we can find three wenches.
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Old 10-22-2008, 05:21 PM   #12
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a ha! i just figured out whose jeep this is...its Distorted's...
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Old 10-22-2008, 06:53 PM   #13
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a ha! i just figured out whose jeep this is...its Distorted's...
Lol.......looks like the kid just called you out, Distorted!!

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Old 10-22-2008, 07:19 PM   #14
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was gonna say.. it looks EXACTLY like mine did back in the day.. =D

but ive never gotten stuck at the mall.. =D

ive pulled my buddies jeep out of a mud pit behind lowes a couple times
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Old 10-22-2008, 08:05 PM   #15
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Lol.......looks like the kid just called you out, Distorted!!

Prepare for the thunder, kiddo!!

well, distorted, did you learn to not allow camera near by when you sink your jeep mall crawling?
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:36 PM   #16
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well, distorted, did you learn to not allow camera near by when you sink your jeep mall crawling?
Mine never had stock bumpers. And that kid don't look like he's old enofe to shave.


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You got me bud. looks just like my heep. But it's ok, don't get mad because you couldn't get the astro over the curb.


By the way whats the RTI score on that astro?
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Old 10-22-2008, 11:15 PM   #18
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just messing with ya man

oh and she climbs curbs, and she'll get about 57 on the RTI, on a good day




full flex
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I don't know I think that rear can stuff alittle more.
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Old 10-22-2008, 11:18 PM   #20
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same ramp for comparison(she wasn't driving, i drove it up she just wanted to look cool)



this was before the sway bars were removed
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Old 10-22-2008, 11:19 PM   #21
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I don't know I think that rear can stuff alittle more.
are you sure, this is the bump stop at absolutely no flex and level ground...
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Old 10-22-2008, 11:49 PM   #22
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i think a lot of that flex was from body twist too....
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Old 10-23-2008, 02:00 AM   #24
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hey nvr.. tell ur sis i said hi

next time get a shot of her face =D
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Old 10-23-2008, 02:07 AM   #25
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Sorry, but I had to do it.

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Sorry, but I had to do it.

now thats a funny jeep joke
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same ramp for comparison(she wasn't driving, i drove it up she just wanted to look cool)



this was before the sway bars were removed
I'll take a name and number please! as long as she's over 18...
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I'll take a name and number please! as long as she's over 18...
step in line please =D
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step in line please =D
Her names alicia, she's almost 19...the number ***-**** lol. good luck reaching her...
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Sorry, but I had to do it.

what if i got some sway bar discos, then can i use it?

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