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Old 01-14-2011, 09:34 PM   #1
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My girlfriend broke up with me and started dating a buddy who happens to have a bigger jeep than me...two bad I'm always pulling his *** out, well hopefully them two get stuck in the middle of no where cause I'm not going to be pulling them out.

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Old 01-14-2011, 09:40 PM   #2
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Sounds like the making of a country song

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Old 01-14-2011, 09:53 PM   #3
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My girlfriend broke up with me and started dating a buddy who happens to have a bigger jeep than me...two bad I'm always pulling his *** out, well hopefully them two get stuck in the middle of no where cause I'm not going to be pulling them out.
Are u sure he has a BIGGER JEEP??!!
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:59 PM   #4
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it happens... just go out and find a chick with bigger...
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Ha ha ha my ex hated my jeeps and well now he sells them ironic
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:04 PM   #6
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My girlfriend broke up with me and started dating a buddy who happens to have a bigger jeep than me...two bad I'm always pulling his *** out, well hopefully them two get stuck in the middle of no where cause I'm not going to be pulling them out.
sucks dude sorry to hear...
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Sounds like the making of a country song
"my girl left me for a bigger truck and my dog died" perfect start to a country song.
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Are u sure he has a BIGGER JEEP??!!
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Ha ha ha my ex hated my jeeps and well now he sells them ironic
Tosh it looks like we found the Lonely hearts club thread after all
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:07 PM   #7
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This is depressing. I say find the hottest jeep girl you can, and then ask your buddy is he wants to go on a double muddin date. have your girl bring her rig too, then rub it in your exes face. but in all seriousness that sucks. at least you can concentrate on your number one girl now
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:07 PM   #8
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Old 01-15-2011, 12:20 AM   #9
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Haha, I posted this for my buddy who has a stock jeep, I told him he should try selling it to a record company..all I could tell him was now you have more money to spend on your real pride and joy.
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Old 01-15-2011, 06:40 AM   #10
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Wait, are you the buddy with the "bigger jeep" :OOO

lol, I dont think hed be letting you post it then.
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Old 01-15-2011, 09:50 AM   #11
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Thats why I am uncomfortable watching jeep porn.Its depressing seeing those bigger jeeps...............
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Old 01-15-2011, 09:57 AM   #12
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if your x has a hot mom,date her ....that will piss her off,huh? lol
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Old 01-15-2011, 12:10 PM   #13
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No haha I'm just the one posting it:P
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Old 01-15-2011, 01:54 PM   #14
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Old 01-15-2011, 02:02 PM   #15
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it happens... just go out and find a chick with bigger...
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Old 01-15-2011, 03:57 PM   #16
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woman are evil, mostly when it comes to love, bro you got hooked up with the wrong one, we all have made that mistake.
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Old 01-15-2011, 04:22 PM   #17
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woman are evil, mostly when it comes to love, bro you got hooked up with the wrong one, we all have made that mistake.
And evil when it comes to Jeeps...
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Old 01-16-2011, 10:38 PM   #19
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it sounds like your friends need to get a "Jeep" enlargement...
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Old 01-16-2011, 10:40 PM   #20
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make your jeep bigger and get her back

am i rite r am i rite?
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make your jeep bigger and get her back

am i rite r am i rite?
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It's not the size of the jeep that matters, but your ability to wheel that counts. Ive seen giant mall crawlers... but at the ene of the day, I know I can wheel my way through a trail better than they can roll/navigate through a parking lot.

Your friend is an idiot.
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"Don't worry, be happy".

Don't worry: about the ex, you will find a better girl.

Be happy: you still have the Jeep, and will be able to find a better girl.....

did I say that already......
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You should take your jeep out on a date. Go get dirty with her, and afterwards the two of you can take a shower together and get all cleaned up.

Then think of all the money your saving by not having a girlfriend, and how much that will add up for new mods!!!
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Old 01-17-2011, 07:57 AM   #25
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You should take your jeep out on a date. Go get dirty with her, and afterwards the two of you can take a shower together and get all cleaned up.

Then think of all the money your saving by not having a girlfriend, and how much that will add up for new mods!!!
By far the best advice yet, I need to tell my buddy that.
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