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Old 05-16-2005, 11:07 PM   #1
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Greatest quote

So a little background info before you get the greatest quote of all time. So a while back a good friend and I drove from Nashville, TN through Indiana to Michigan and back. Well, along the way, there is an old school A&W drive-in in Greensburg, IN. The carhops there are.......well, very pleasurable to gaze upon. So anyway, this friend is now my room-mate and we are planning a trip that passes right through Greensburg again, and at the moment that I tell him that we will be stopping there again, he comes out of nowhere with this statement:


"Happiness is a burger and some jubblies."

Thought I needed to share.

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Old 05-16-2005, 11:15 PM   #2
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heres one for yall, "happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can tell but only you can feel the warmth"
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Old 06-24-2005, 02:52 PM   #5
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Greatest quote of all time has to be from my wife (girlfriend at the time) who said "It's so big, I just wanna blow it!" I almost killed us trying to pull the car over to give her room to work before I realized she was talking about a huge dandelion (sp?) that she had seen... :o Needless to say, I was disappointed that afternoon...
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ok....i think that wins.
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Old 06-24-2005, 08:41 PM   #7
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ok....i think that wins.

yep...I had a few to put down, but they pale in comparison.

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Greatest quote of all time has to be from my fiance (girlfriend at the time) who said "It's so big, I just wanna blow it!" I almost killed us trying to pull the car over to give her room to work before I realized she was talking about a huge dandelion (sp?) that she had seen... :o Needless to say, I was disappointed that afternoon...
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So was she
Yeah, but that's just a recurring theme...

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So a little background info before you get the greatest quote of all time. So a while back a good friend and I drove from Nashville, TN through Indiana to Michigan and back. Well, along the way, there is an old school A&W drive-in in Greensburg, IN. The carhops there are.......well, very pleasurable to gaze upon. So anyway, this friend is now my room-mate and we are planning a trip that passes right through Greensburg again, and at the moment that I tell him that we will be stopping there again, he comes out of nowhere with this statement:


"Happiness is a burger and some jubblies."

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