Today I realized the bus doesn't gone at 12 am it comes at 12 pm . So momma calls me back inside and changes me diaper and puts me to bed the I'm up and ready at 11 for da bus after I get a new diaper and a snack
I get to da stop and what do ya know I forgets my helmet we poo soo I run home like a chicken to look for my helmet I'm all crying and biting stuff when mamma comes in and says what's wrong darlin . I tell mamma I done lost my Helmet .
Mamma giggles and knocks me on the head and says your wearing it silly remember you wanted clear this time .
Then mamma says "who's mamma special little boy ??"
(She always does those peace signs with both hands when she says special . Still don't know what that means )
So I run backs outs to my stop Just as miss Tina pulls up with everybody on the bus . She ask me if I brought my extra diapers (she always spits when she talks dunno why maybe it's cause of dat big buck tooth ) I says yes ma'am and go to my seat behind the driver (miss Tina says that's the cool kids seat ) ) right next to Barrie he always smells real funny . But today like everyday he looks at me and says I took a boom Boom in your seat to keep it warm for you . He says that's what real friends do . And Stephan is behind us agin today cracking his big boy joked that everybody but me gets . I asked Chris why I don't get the jokes and he just says I'm to slow to get them but that just don't make no dag gum sense . Cause I can run faster than any of them .
Miss Tina turns around and says we going to the park today kiddos .
(I had to wipe my face off after this one )
I turn to talk to Barrie and there he is licking the window just like always . (he only got that seat by sucking up to miss Tina ) . Well we get to the park and Tina says its my turn to unhook Seadog from the back agin . (I swear it's always my turn )
So I walk back there to unhook him and snap he bites me agin . Rocky forgot his dag gum muzzle agin but atleast he has his jacket that makes him hug himself . I finaly get him unhooked and off the bus and bang John trips me . (he's always mean to me ....says it makes me tuffer I always run away and cry ) but now I has thus deal with Chris that if he protects me I give him my lunch . Hehe so he socks
John in the face . Then Stephan just laughs and cracks a bug kid joke . That I still don't get. The Barrie screams boom boom time and runs for the potty well when Barrie's gotta boom boom you better have you nose plugs .
So miss Tina goes to help him and we all head off to the playground . Then we play hide and seek seadogs always it cause he can't hide . I got to my super duper hiding spot and then I smell it and Stephan just laughs he don't let on go aww man now seadogs gonna smell us so we all run to the base . By the time we get back miss Tina says its time to go home aww man so back to the bus and I hook Seadog up sob bite me twice this time . Tuff love I guess. I get In my seat and thing I need a diaper Change . But it's gotta wait I get all harnessed in and well home we went
To be continued .....
Can't wait to hear the rest of the story
Originally Posted by Hoytgirl07
Yall ride the short bus too!!! This is the short bus I ride!!