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Old 12-19-2007, 05:12 AM   #1
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When you've had enough? I know when people start saying "what?" or averting their eyes...at home, I know how to be quiet, (mama and I and on different shifts). (When I start to make noise, or trip over things... My wife says I always know when to quit...it's when the fridge is empty! However, since I stay home when I drink, and tend to rant on the Forum (I feel everything, very strongly, when I am in my cups) How do YOU know when You've had enough? (and, yes, I am trying to curtail my use of the Forum when under the influence)

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Old 12-19-2007, 06:52 AM   #2
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When I hit my self imposed limit.... (e.g. 6 beers total)

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Old 12-19-2007, 07:03 AM   #3
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Usually I know when I've had enough when I wake up the next morning naked in the front yard with a weed whacker and some petroleum jelly.
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:37 AM   #5
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:43 AM   #6
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When the bouncer escorts me out... I once had a girl i was dancing with at a club in Orlando tell me to sit down before i hurt myself... ah college days.
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:42 PM   #7
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When I start to think that everybody @ the party is my best friend!!
Also wen I start to dance Salsa..thats a sign
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:56 PM   #9
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:57 PM   #10
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...for that very reason I drink at the house. I don't like jewelry on my wrists.

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Old 12-20-2007, 12:55 AM   #11
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When i feel like i have no limit i have reached and im then in denial at that vey moment someone tells me ive reached that limit and i get really pissed and shove them usually breaking that (vacuum) Then i get depants not funny and cry in the shower (clothed) in the alley (wet). Then i go to bed wet cold and unable to focus on anything.

about ten minutes before that is when i reach my limit
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Old 12-20-2007, 03:17 AM   #12
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Dude, get a fridge in your garage, stock it. Then run your cable to your garage and buy a cheap tv. This has helped me in so many ways... I actually get some work done during commercials! I NEVER drive drunk, I don't have to pay for taxi's either! I have a fan, and a heater, I get to look at my JEEP as I pass the time...projects come to mind ('cause I'm in the Garage) and some actually happen!
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:05 PM   #13
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When you've had enough?
Just a few JJ.

-When you fall out of the chair you've been sitting in for several hours while trying to reach the lid of the cooler to get another beer.

-When it is easier and safer to just crawl to the toilet.

-When you fall over and land on your face feeling no pain.
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:49 PM   #14
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HELP!!! I've fallen...and I can't reach my beer!!!!
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:11 PM   #15
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anaesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I'm not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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Well... You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on!

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