By the way....What are still doin' up at this hour?
Oh, you must be doin' the same thing as I am....Tracking Santa with surface to air missiles!
We didn't bother trying to shoot the ol' guy down, we just booby trapped the roof. Dang reindeer, pooping on the roof, stomping around up there and knocking off shingles, Rudolf lifting his leg on the chimney...
Good girls go to Heaven. Jeep girls go where ever they want.
You GOT a score of 11 out of 11
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OK - I missed the Moses thing. Not a big church-goer.
I got 10 of 11.
Moses did too have an ark, he just didn't put animals in it
Everyone forgets the ark of the covenant.
"But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." - Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia, 1782
Arguing with a truck driver is like wrestling with a pig in mud, eventually you realize the pig enjoys it.