12-22-2008, 10:36 PM
that's what she said
WF Supporting Member
Join Date: Oct 2008
How to Hug a Baby
Ok, i saw this and though it was pretty funny. So this one goes out to all of the dog lovers out there.
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, see a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you saw was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you
smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw
4. The "paw slide"
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life!