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Old 05-14-2010, 03:07 PM   #1
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How to stop islamic terrorists

General Black Jack Pershing was born on September 13th, 1860 near Laclede, MS, he died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C.

Highlights of his life include:
1891 Prof. of Military Science and Tactics Univer. of Nebraska
1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
1901 Awarded rank of Captain
1906 Promoted to the rank of Brigadier General
1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
1916 Made Major General
1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point

Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the United States forces in the Philippines by Muslim extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts for execution.

Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc, is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those virgins) and doomed to hell.

The soldiers than soaked the bullets in pigs blood, and proceed to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The solders than dug a big hole, dumped the the bodies and covered them in pigs blood, entrails, etc.

They let the 50th man go. And for the next forty two years, there was not a single Muslim extremest attack anywhere in the world. Maybe it is time for this segment of history to repeat it's self, maybe in Iraq?

The question is, where do we find another Black Jack Pershing?

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Old 05-14-2010, 03:15 PM   #2
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Nice! Those were days, when men were men and there was none of today's political correctness bullshit.

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Possible urban legend. several deviations have been around for some time.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_black_jack_pershing.htm

I've heard muslims and other groups do not eat pork, but never heard that they treat it like holy kryptonite.

still, pretty good read
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Possible urban legend. several deviations have been around for some time.

General 'Black Jack' Pershing vs. Muslim Terrorists - Urban Legends

I've heard muslims and other groups do not eat pork, but never heard that they treat it like holy kryptonite.

still, pretty good read
there is a higher percentage of credible knowledge to what i posted than percentage of people that don't believe.

as for it being "holy kryponite" there is a guy at the local gas station that refuses to touch anything that may have pork or its by-products, he won't even use gloves to keep from touching it. he makes people scan the barcode and bag anything with pork on their own. every day he prays before work asking for forgiveness if he somehow does end up touching anything he would consider unholy.
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Interesting, but I was going to say 5.56, 7.62, .308 Lapua, .50 cal. Just to name a few. I wonder how Gen. George Patton would feel about islamic terrorists??
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there is a higher percentage of credible knowledge to what i posted than percentage of people that don't believe.

as for it being "holy kryponite" there is a guy at the local gas station that refuses to touch anything that may have pork or its by-products, he won't even use gloves to keep from touching it. he makes people scan the barcode and bag anything with pork on their own. every day he prays before work asking for forgiveness if he somehow does end up touching anything he would consider unholy.
Well Hell, we've been fighting this war wrong then. Several tons of pork skins would be more effective than bombs and bullets

I know a few muslims, they're not that far out, but to each his own. Guess it's like vegans....
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i don't know why they would want virgins, i would want some chicks that know what they are doing.
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Funny, I was just thinking about that this morning. How funny it would be if those bastards wind up in hell and find out that the virgins were either a bunch of trekkies or absolutely horrendous looking specimens that would make the pork look attractive. Or, even better, find out that they are one of satan's bitches. Yes, this whole "man made" disaster, over seas contingency, let's just be nice and everybody will love us philosophy sure is working out well. If it weren't for some inept terrorists and some very lucky breaks there would be a lot of dead and injured innocents. Is it almost 2012?
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Um, Islamic extemeist are PIGS. --- A hell of it's own.

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