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Old 09-23-2010, 12:52 AM   #1
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Old 09-23-2010, 12:57 AM   #2
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Old 09-23-2010, 03:39 AM   #5
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Damn , he's lucky to have found some
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:33 AM   #6
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The cool thing about ninjas is that they really do hold their resale value in today's used auto market.
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:41 AM   #7
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Ninjas are standard on the 4.7 V8. My hubbys commander came with them. Did you know the Hemi offers pirates as an available option?
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:42 AM   #8
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Old 09-23-2010, 06:50 AM   #9
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I sat on a Ninja once. I jumped up and turned to apologize and he was gone. I guess I am lucky to be alive.
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Old 09-23-2010, 07:49 AM   #10
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Ninjas are standard on the 4.7 V8. My hubbys commander came with them. Did you know the Hemi offers pirates as an available option?
sweet, i should go test drive one!

brilliant.
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Old 09-23-2010, 07:49 AM   #11
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ninjas wow, and to think all my jeep has is gremlins
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:03 AM   #12
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ninjas wow, and to think all my jeep has is gremlins
Ninjas are an upgrade....
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Old 09-23-2010, 08:20 AM   #13
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I must have missed that option when I ordered mine.
Well since we can't have "Trunk Monkeys", Ninjas are the next best thing.
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what's a group of ninja's called?

its not a herd, or a covey, or a flock...or is it a flock?
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I must have missed that option when I ordered mine.
Well since we can't have "Trunk Monkeys", Ninjas are the next best thing.
Truck monkeys are government issued.
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Truck monkeys are government issued.
Trunk not truck. Laters,
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I don't know what's so funny... my Jeep has Ninjas....
Flammywhammers are the weapon of choice amongst the secret circle of thong ninjas.
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its not a herd, or a covey, or a flock...or is it a flock?
Must be a flock... You know how often you hear about "those flocking Ninjas"....
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what's a group of ninja's called?

its not a herd, or a covey, or a flock...or is it a flock?
It's a "stealth"
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Must be a flock... You know how often you hear about "those flocking Ninjas"....
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*jumps in a pirate outfit with cutlass in hand and pistol in another*

ARR!! e'wenches say something about pirates!
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Must be a flock... You know how often you hear about "those flocking Ninjas"....
Or else it's "let's get the flock out of here"
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this thread is all flocked up
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Standard with the 4.7? That explains it...now I know where all the oil is going in the ole ladys GC
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so my jeep gremlins eat cables and drink oil , wonder what the ninjas eat and drink?
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LOL thats great, i bet he sells it.
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what's a group of ninja's called?

its not a herd, or a covey, or a flock...or is it a flock?
Alright, so kind of on a tangent BUT does anyone know what a group of unicorns are called? (learned this from bathroom reader)
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