Well, having had the pleasure of assisting in the delivery if a few babies and witnessing the births of both of my own children... I can honestly tell you that ALL babies are ugly! Hideous little troll-like, alien headed creatures covered in goo and their very first earthly endeavor is to raise holy hell.
Also, I never understood why people say "Awww, I love the way a baby smells". Oh please, those little sewage facilities smell like a week old dead deer carcass. Those who say that have obviously NEVER really smelled a baby.
I love my daughters, I'm just damned glad they aren't babies anymore.