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Old 11-22-2008, 10:12 PM   #1
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I said to her... she said to me.

I said to her... Why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said to me... You wear pants don't you?

I said to her... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said to me... Good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

I said to her... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?
She said to me... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

I said to her... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said to me... I don't know; it has never happened.

I said to her... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said to me... A widow.

I said to her... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said to me... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Old 11-22-2008, 11:52 PM   #3
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Old 11-23-2008, 07:11 AM   #4
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and thus the fairer sex
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Old 11-23-2008, 10:10 AM   #5
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