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Old 06-28-2007, 07:46 PM   #1
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I see in your future.....

I have decided to get out my crystal-like ball and start telling the not so plausible future as a side job to supplement my day job herding cats. I’ve been seeing rum induced flashes of things to come and I think maybe you guys should benefit from my faux-visions and let me know if you think I should open Ms. Tiny’s house of Unlikely Futures.

I’m going to start with Scout. You knew it was coming. Scout, being that he’s been secretly starring in Midget Pirate Porn, will decide to give it all up and take to the sea. With parrot on shoulder and patch over his eye, he’ll set sail for the South Pacific where he’ll find that the girls aren't naked anymore and living in a grass hut on the beach sucks. Who knew sand gets freaking everywhere. When he heads back to the states he'll find his jeep stripped bare.

My suggestion to you, Scout, is that you don't tell AD about the hide-a-key dog poop in your yard.

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Old 06-28-2007, 07:52 PM   #2
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Cain will return to his homeland to kiss the Blarney Stone from where he will never return. Witnesses say that a mulrruhgach (Irish mermaid) called him from the sea and he walked out in to the ocean never to be seen again. Empty bottles are often found on the shore after storms and hauntingly slurred rendition of “DannyBoy” floats over the glens from time to time. The locals leave flowers and sometimes pints when the songs draw too close. On a side note, his last words before he leaves for Ireland are “Give Tiny my Jeep.”

My suggestion Chris, is that you keep your mouth off that rock, you don't know where it's been

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Old 06-28-2007, 07:56 PM   #3
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Instruction for tiny: Copy and paste my sig into yours. It's more fitting.

Also, if hitting 5,000 posts make you lose your mind, then I'd like to stop right here where I am.

Oh yeah --->

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Old 06-28-2007, 08:05 PM   #5
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Instruction for tiny: Copy and paste my sig into yours. It's more fitting.

I am eccentric, thank you. Crazy is a term for the masses walking around muttering and talking to themselves, wearing tissue boxes on their feet and peeing in jars. Eccentric is interesting, off the wall. Yes, I prefer eccentric. My feet are too small for tissue boxes.
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Old 06-28-2007, 08:12 PM   #6
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When I squint with a headache, I see Jack running for office. He’ll start small, local, but end up in the big house. His term will be rife with scandal however. Diverted money, unused parts laying around the White House garage, cigarette burns in the Lincoln Bedroom, tire tracks on the monument steps. The FBI will cover for him most days, but eventually it will get out that he’s been secretly moving his buddies into the White House to party in the pool and race beaters out back.

My suggestion to you, Jack, is smile like Kennedy and don’t date any of those icky starlets. Choose one that won’t put the movies of your Jeep in foyer on the net.
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Old 06-28-2007, 09:18 PM   #8
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When I squint with a headache, I see Jack running for office. He’ll start small, local, but end up in the big house. His term will be rife with scandal however. Diverted money, unused parts laying around the White House garage, cigarette burns in the Lincoln Bedroom, tire tracks on the monument steps. The FBI will cover for him most days, but eventually it will get out that he’s been secretly moving his buddies into the White House to party in the pool and race beaters out back.

My suggestion to you, Jack, is smile like Kennedy and don’t date any of those icky starlets. Choose one that won’t put the movies of your Jeep in foyer on the net.
That is the greats and most creative thing I have heard in a long time! Thank you Tiny!
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