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Old 12-14-2006, 11:53 AM   #1
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if I were Santa

If I were Santa, Deverhart would get Jedi lessons so that he could move bits around without drawing attention. I would enroll WhiteBuffalo in the beer of the month club, and every month would be Lone Star month.

MOG, well, I think I might send him a big green llama, just to test a theory. Amerijeep gets a camera that works right and Scout gets some respect for his fenders. Amy gets tickets, for her whole family, to fly to any Jeep outing she wants.

Odhinn gets a free pass into Valhalla with the Valkyrie of his choice. BigJeep, gets a free shot at Amerijeep that leaves him so speechless he’s got no comeback.

Blu, time. He gets all the time he needs and when he’s finished he gets peace. Khenderson gets to run amuck and not have to be an adult for a week.

Kat’s a mystery to Santa, so I think she gets a vacation. No stress, nobody asking her for anything, on a beach or in the mountains, her choice. Jeeptales, Santa’s dropping off a mixologist at your house, go nuts.

That’s what I would do if I were Santa. But, if I missed anyone, remember, Santa drinks.

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Old 12-14-2006, 12:40 PM   #3
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I I would enroll WhiteBuffalo in the beer of the month club, and every month would be Lone Star month.
<sniff, sniff> its like.....u read my actual Christmas list!
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Old 12-14-2006, 12:44 PM   #4
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That’s what I would do if I were Santa. But, if I missed anyone, remember, Santa drinks.

forgotten again......

just like when i was a kid
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ActivelyDying gets matching toetags that won't leave marks and a sunny outlook for the year.


(hey, we posted at the same time, see Santa remembers )
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And what about Tiny Terror? What can Santa bring you, who has such a generous heart?

A PC free day, where you can say whatever you want without getting yourself in trouble? How about the mod of your choice, complete with all of the tools you'll need to do it right. A Guaranteed concussion-free round with the opponent of your choice? How about all of the above?
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Old 12-14-2006, 12:50 PM   #7
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ActivelyDying gets matching toetags that won't leave marks and a sunny outlook for the year.


(hey, we posted at the same time, see Santa remembers )
i'll take the toe tag, but i want the reciept for the sunny outlook. may have to return that
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Santa wants someone to find his way home, though that fight sounds like a keeper, too.

AD, no returns. You have to keep that sunny outlook and I'm checking on it to make sure you're watering it.
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tiny, you need a new hobby...
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I think we are her new hobby.
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A girl's gotta take a break from the dark recesses of her mind once in a while and pretend that she's not deeply disturbed from childhood traumas inflicted by a mean big brother.

Eventually, each and every one of you will end up as a character in one of my stories. It'll end badly I'm afraid. Santa has a dark side (and WB, your list had other stuff, but Santa couldn't stuff her in a bag)
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Old 12-14-2006, 01:15 PM   #13
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A girl's gotta take a break from the dark recesses of her mind once in a while and pretend that she's not deeply disturbed from childhood traumas inflicted by a mean big brother.

Eventually, each and every one of you will end up as a character in one of my stories. It'll end badly I'm afraid. Santa has a dark side (and WB, your list had other stuff, but Santa couldn't stuff her in a bag)
so we already know the ending
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so we already know the ending
Ah but, the destination is not the point. The journey is what's important.
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Ah but, the destination is not the point. The journey is what's important.
wasn't that in the karate kid II
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lol, probably. I don't remember where i heard it, it just seemed to fit here.
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Oh well I guess I get a lump of coal. Maybe I just don't make my self obvious.

HERE I AM!!!
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:21 PM   #18
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Oh well I guess I get a lump of coal. Maybe I just don't make my self obvious.

HERE I AM!!!
Have you been a bad boy this year, Griz?
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:25 PM   #19
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The bad ones alway end up higher on the list.

Let's see..... Santa's sending you a free pass on emissions for the rest of your life.
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A girl's gotta take a break from the dark recesses of her mind once in a while and pretend that she's not deeply disturbed from childhood traumas inflicted by a mean big brother.

Eventually, each and every one of you will end up as a character in one of my stories. It'll end badly I'm afraid. Santa has a dark side (and WB, your list had other stuff, but Santa couldn't stuff her in a bag)
I get to keep my Valkyrie at least, Right????
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Old 12-14-2006, 03:12 PM   #21
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Yeah, but don't say I didn't warn you.
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I'll make her a redhead, Odhinn, that should take the sting out of it
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I'll make her a redhead, Odhinn, that should take the sting out of it

Black hair
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And I thought you were a Northman. I don't remember a Valkyrie with black hair.......
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A guy can dream right

They actually had a range from red to platinum blond, but thats all Viking myth of coarse.
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Have you been a bad boy this year, Griz?
Very Bad! Does that mean I get more coal? At least I'll stay warm
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The bad ones alway end up higher on the list.

Let's see..... Santa's sending you a free pass on emissions for the rest of your life.
Just In Time!!! Especially since its going away Jan 1.
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Sorry, Odhinn, she's blond.
Or there is this one...

Maybe you'd like this one better?

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