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Old 11-30-2007, 06:25 PM   #1
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I'm an elf.....

Once again, I'm going to help Santa out with his list to start the gift giving off on the right foot. He's a busy guy and doesn't always get people what the want or need... so I've got his list, his pin number, and I know how to forge his signature.

kg4kpg, you're getting a special pair of scissors. They cut red tape. Anytime you run into a problem with paperwork, just cut it into little bits with these scissors and you're golden.

Blu, I'm going to write the words "Rock Garden" on his list. He'll know what it means and you should have a playground at your door step. Have fun.

Rip, I think tickets for you too, anywhere you and your new bride would like to go.. and two months to stay there.

Jack..1BLKJP... I already got you something, and your address, so watch your mailbox.

Scout.... I'm thinking.

Actively Dying.... obedience training.... for your dog and access to home depot at night.

and....CCain... two tickets to the emerald isle. One way. You know the drill.

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Old 11-30-2007, 06:26 PM   #2
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Screw the dog. I want a gift for myself.

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You only picked 7 people and I'm one of them. I feel SO loved!
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:29 PM   #4
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I'm hurt..... and I'm taking your present back to the parts store....
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:30 PM   #5
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access to home depot at night.
SWEET!
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I'm not sure where we would go...
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:32 PM   #7
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I'm hurt..... and I'm taking your present back to the parts store....

You can't be hurt, I'm not done. These pointy shoes are killing my feet, give me a break... and that goddang Santa keeps coming in looking for his credit card.
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:33 PM   #8
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I'm pretty sure you could take Santa.
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Jack..1BLKJP... I already got you something, and your address, so watch your mailbox.
Open it slowly jack, if it starts rattling close it quick.
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:44 PM   #11
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Scout.... I'm thinking.
That's your gift. Enjoy.
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I'm always on her mind.
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:47 PM   #14
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Unlimited, I'm going to write on Santa's list that you need your papers to practically write themselves so that you can come wheeling more. So you get a keyboard that knows what you need to write before you do.

Levinoss... Lev, you're tough. You got it all ahead of you... I'm writing on the list that you get a set of keys. The set of keys anything you want. Choose wisely.

Amy, you know, I don't think I can beat that slick gun that Unlimited picked but how about Santa gives you Skeet. Anytime, no matter what, when you need him, even when he's got to be away.

skeet, you know that outfit you wanted Amy to wear...

Scout, Santa had you on the bad list, but I'm going to switch you over and give you time off to do all the stuff you should be doing when you're working too dang much... you choose wisely too.
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:50 PM   #15
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I'm always on her mind.
That's probably why she's not right in the head.
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:57 PM   #16
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I guess I have to be here longer... maybe next Christmas.
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:58 PM   #17
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:58 PM   #18
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You need 1000 post to get on the list. You're almost there little guy, just keep trying.
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:02 PM   #19
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You need 1000 post to get on the list. You're almost there little guy, just keep trying.
I think I can I think I can...
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:03 PM   #20
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Stop it. I'm not finished. That dang Santa called the bank and I had to snag a different card.
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:37 PM   #21
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I wonder what I am getting for Chirstmas.........



















probally nothing, same as always
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:45 PM   #22
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Jack's present is gonna go "TICK TICK TICK............ BOOM!"
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:57 PM   #23
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Well it's been raining here so if I get home and my mailbox has been blown up I'll know what it was.
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:20 PM   #24
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:33 PM   #25
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HEHEHEHEHE......

My little Elf!


CLICK ME CLICK ME!!!!! HOT ELF ACTION!!!!!


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Old 11-30-2007, 08:42 PM   #26
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:44 PM   #27
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OMG Chris!!!! That was private


Larp, you're too sweet, thank you.

and Jack.... I have to wrap it first, I'll be sending it out next week. You'll love it and I expect pictures.
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:44 PM   #28
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HEHEHEHEHE......

My little Elf!


CLICK ME CLICK ME!!!!! HOT ELF ACTION!!!!!



That was a little disturbing...I might have to crack a few beers when I get home now.
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:45 PM   #29
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I think I am now cancelling Christmas.
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:47 PM   #30
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No no, I'm not done. I'm going to change up Santa's whole list so everyone gets good junk....

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