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Old 07-09-2008, 03:14 PM   #1
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Interested places youve farted

Im in a meeting right NOW and I just coughed and farted at the same time, just thought id share that.
You farted anywhere interesting/embarrassing?

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Old 07-09-2008, 03:40 PM   #2
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I've not farted in a public place, at least no one can prove it. But, I did belch in a 4 star restaurant once. It was one of those non-thinking man moments and just came out.
My wife turned 3 different shades of red and walked away from the table. There was no explaining that one.

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Old 07-09-2008, 05:30 PM   #3
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I farted VERY LOUD at my buddy's Catholic wedding about 8 years ago...about the time the guys in funny suits were walking around with those smoking thingys....it was real quiet, and for some reason the 'draw string' just let go.....I think i farted for what seemed like 5 minutes....I was so ashamed and embarrassed....but everyone got a good chuckle out of it.....i think I was every shade, form, and fashion of RED....oh yea...and it was a stinker too!!!!


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Old 07-09-2008, 08:23 PM   #4
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I was standing in line at the local wawa getting ready to pay for coffee, it was crowded and I cut three loose. The funny part was I had put a few squirts of powder down my jockeys to get rid of monkey butt and it blew out in a cloud each time...
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not me
but my co-worker just came up to me yesterday and ripped one
his expression was priceless
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:35 PM   #7
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school, my friends will bend down in front of people pretending to pick something up and just let loose on their poor soul
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Old 07-11-2008, 01:42 PM   #8
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I was at the grocery store in the bathroom supplies isle... one kinda sneaked out, so I reached to the shelf and grabbed an air freshener spray and went to town trying to cover the smell.
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:41 PM   #9
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I was at the grocery store in the bathroom supplies isle... one kinda sneaked out, so I reached to the shelf and grabbed an air freshener spray and went to town trying to cover the smell.

MMMM...love the smell of flowers and turds!!!!
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:00 PM   #10
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In Dec 2004, after eating the big burrito combo at Del Taco, I farted in the Pacific ocean. The resulting Tsunami killed over 8000 people in Thailand.
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:50 PM   #11
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I was at the grocery store in the bathroom supplies isle... one kinda sneaked out, so I reached to the shelf and grabbed an air freshener spray and went to town trying to cover the smell.
A little off topic, butt (pun intended), a buddy of mine used to love to ask the cashier at the grocery store if she thought he had bought enough toilet paper for the amount of food he had in the cart.
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I come back from 2 weeks of vacation with NO INTERNET and this is what I come back to. This has got to be the funniest thread I've ever read.

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At the doctors office when he went to check the prostate. Got a double co-pay.
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Let see, in an elevator at work with people already in there. On pretty much every trail ride I have been on.

X2 on the comment about where Cherokee sets up his tent at the Wrangler Forum Meet and Greet in Harlan KY. Have to make sure we do not set up down wind.
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Old 07-14-2008, 09:42 PM   #15
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The one I always remember is in a cable car going up Mont Blanc in France.
I did THE WORST toxic asphyxiating toot you could ever imagine. My friends were trying not to be sick.

So we reach the second to last station before the top and obviously everyone piles out as fast as they can to get some breathable air.
Then this woman gets on and the doors close as the car starts its long climb to the top of the mountain. We see he screw her face up as she and the toxic fumes inside the cable car leave it was so funny.
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The one I always remember is in a cable car going up Mont Blanc in France.
I did THE WORST toxic asphyxiating toot you could ever imagine. My friends were trying not to be sick.

So we reach the second to last station before the top and obviously everyone piles out as fast as they can to get some breathable air.
Then this woman gets on and the doors close as the car starts its long climb to the top of the mountain. We see he screw her face up as she and the toxic fumes inside the cable car leave it was so funny.
The nastiest was on a sub I served on, after a 6 month patrol of powdered eggs and sterilized milk for breakfast every day [turns green which is where the green eggs and ham of dr Suses fame came from and normal eggs only last about a month] we pulled into port back at Pearl Harbor and a brand new minted fresh ensign came on board with the squadron commander, he walked into the radio shack with all 6 of us crew in there and in less than 15 seconds gagged a few times and then barfed. After two months we were used to each other :shrug then he went across the passageway into sonar and repeated the performance, puked on a perfectly good tape deck too and the sonar chief was pissed...
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ill fart anywhere...my philosophy is if you hold it in your breath will smell like it so just rip it and smile..its natural
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Church is always a good place to rip one.

Especially if there is a kid sitting close to you that you can look at like," Oh my, you didnt!!!"
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Church is always a good place to rip one.

Especially if there is a kid sitting close to you that you can look at like," Oh my, you didnt!!!"
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I parted the leather on a chair I was sitting on in a Job interview once.

I tried to ease it out so it couldn't be heard and puurrrrrrrrffffffftt!

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