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Old 01-25-2011, 10:02 AM   #31
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Old 05-14-2011, 02:31 AM   #32
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hahahah yea addition .....when you don't take your car to the washer cause you know you will do a better job washing it yourself.....
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Old 11-19-2011, 09:00 PM   #33

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I can totally relate to most of that. I finally had to wash mine because i almost backed into another car. couldnt see out of any of my windows or mirrors
Your signature: Shiny side up, Greasy side down

Where's the shiny side?

"Brown side up, Greasy side down"
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Old 02-12-2012, 05:07 PM   #34
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Old 02-12-2012, 07:13 PM   #35

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I saw a magic jeep today. It was going down the highway and it turned into a Mcdonalds! Badaboom!
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:10 AM   #36
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you know its a jeep thing when...

you walk out to the parking lot at work and there is a large ring of dirt from where you last parked your jeep and the rain washed all the mud off.
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:48 PM   #37
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Originally Posted by Piper54 View Post
Your signature: Shiny side up, Greasy side down

Where's the shiny side?

"Brown side up, Greasy side down"
I am going to use this!
"Shiny side up, Greasy side down"

"Where's the shiny side?"

"Brown side up, Greasy side down" - Piper54
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Old 03-16-2013, 10:00 AM   #38
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There is a cute bombshell blond working at the local dealership parts department...
Where did you go to school?

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Old 05-27-2013, 09:11 PM   #39
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A great thread all true!!
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Old 07-24-2013, 01:14 AM   #40
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Met a cute chick once and was talking about stuff when she said she worked at the local Chrysler dealership. a glow appeared around her as if from the heavens!! All I could think about, even though she was still prattling on, was: EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT !!CHEAP PARTS!!!!
....wonder why she never returned my calls??........
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