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Old 09-16-2008, 01:37 PM   #1
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Jeep rollin' on 53" tires....OMG!!!!

Check this big boy out!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! If this is a re-post...sue me!!!


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Old 09-16-2008, 02:41 PM   #3
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It's a SUPER RARE '98 Rubicon. Only one made. Seeing this Jeep reminded me of a joke, only the joke was about a Hummer H2. We'll substitute the Jeep for the Hummer............

This elephant is walking through the jungle one day when he mistakenly steps into some quicksand and starts sinking. He yells for help, and as luck would have it, a mouse came by in his Jeep with 53" tires. He throws the elephant the end of the towstrap and pulls him out. The elephant is so ingratiated to the mouse that he says he'll do anything for the mouse if he ever needs help.
Fast forward two months.......well, the mouse is walking through another part of the jungle and since he broke his Jeep with 53" tires, he's on foot. Sure enough, he slips into some quicksand and starts sinking. He yells for help, and presto.....the elephant shows up. The mouse says "I was the mouse who saved your life a couple of months ago....I need your help!!" The elephant recognizes the little mouse so decides to help. He straddles the pit of quicksand and lowers his giant elephant ding-dong and the mouse scampers up it and out of danger.

Can anyone tell me the moral of this story?...........

When you have a big ding-dong, you don't need a Jeep with 53" tires.......

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ding-dong....OMG...that is just as good as the Jeep with 53" tires. I have not heard anyone use that since elementary school!!! Thanks for the laugh cave~!~
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:51 PM   #5
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:53 PM   #6
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3/4 ton!!!

What lost? Do you see a problem with this horrific set up?? HA HA HA!!!!
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:56 PM   #7
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Go ahead with that post on Pirate....those monsters would chew him a new one for sure!!!
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ding-dong....OMG...that is just as good as the Jeep with 53" tires. I have not heard anyone use that since elementary school!!! Thanks for the laugh cave~!~

Trying to keep it family friendly!!
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Trying to keep it family friendly!!
I hear ya brother!!! That's still classic!!!
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That Jeep should be on a billboard behind a guy smiling who has no teeth. Then a caption that says "Got vibes?"
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:23 PM   #13
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It's a SUPER RARE '98 Rubicon. Only one made. Seeing this Jeep reminded me of a joke, only the joke was about a Hummer H2. We'll substitute the Jeep for the Hummer............

This elephant is walking through the jungle one day when he mistakenly steps into some quicksand and starts sinking. He yells for help, and as luck would have it, a mouse came by in his Jeep with 53" tires. He throws the elephant the end of the towstrap and pulls him out. The elephant is so ingratiated to the mouse that he says he'll do anything for the mouse if he ever needs help.
Fast forward two months.......well, the mouse is walking through another part of the jungle and since he broke his Jeep with 53" tires, he's on foot. Sure enough, he slips into some quicksand and starts sinking. He yells for help, and presto.....the elephant shows up. The mouse says "I was the mouse who saved your life a couple of months ago....I need your help!!" The elephant recognizes the little mouse so decides to help. He straddles the pit of quicksand and lowers his giant elephant ding-dong and the mouse scampers up it and out of danger.

Can anyone tell me the moral of this story?...........

When you have a big ding-dong, you don't need a Jeep with 53" tires.......

Thats a good one. I heard that before, but it was a Harley instead of a Hummer/Jeep
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I bet if those massive 53" tires were in Llano on those Dana 35s

We would spend a night fixing that pretzel-ed rear axle!


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You kidding, this thing can only drive straight, forget about turning, there is no back spacing on the wheels.

take this jeep and put it on 38's and then we are talking.

The guy does not even know what gears it has in it.

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how the hell do u get in???
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it's not made to drive 'bruins...it's a look at only Jeep!! HA HA HA
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Old 09-20-2008, 11:46 PM   #21
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someone actually asked him about the fuel milage he said bring a trailer i guess he forgot to mention the dot permit you would be taking out power lines with that thing

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