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02-28-2007, 02:58 PM
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#1 | | Jeeper
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| jeep vs girls
Jeeps vs Girls
1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
2. You can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
3. Jeeps don't have parents.
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your Jeep with your friends.
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
7. When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have.
9. Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps.
10. Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Jeep" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
12. If your Jeep goes flat you can fix it.
13. If your Jeep is too loose you can tighten it.
14. If your Jeep is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black Jeep and bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.
17. If you say bad things to your Jeep, you don't have to apologize before
you drive it again.
18. You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore.
19. You can stop driving your Jeep as soon as you want and it won't get
frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it.
21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
22. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep.
26. If your Jeep doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can ride your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to
take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you have to wear when riding your Jeep is a
decent seatbelt.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had
the last time you were in your Jeep.
30. Your Jeep in never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
33. Jeeps don't care how much money you spend on them.
34. You don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when you first met,
or anniversaries.
35. You can feel free to remark about how much better your jeep is
riding lately.
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02-28-2007, 03:40 PM
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#2 | | Jeeper
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05-20-2009, 03:49 PM
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#3 | | Jeeper
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nice one man. whats funny is that its all true
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05-20-2009, 03:55 PM
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#4 | | not my gumdrop buttons!!
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girls suck, jeeps rule.
But girls who drive jeeps rule too.
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05-20-2009, 04:19 PM
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#5 | | Token Ginger
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I miss mine already... its only been a day  | |
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05-20-2009, 05:07 PM
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#6 | | Jeeper
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Jeeps vs Girls... I'd like two of each. 
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05-20-2009, 05:09 PM
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#7 | | should be writing
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Holy zombie thread, Batman.
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your and you’re, if you figured out their and they’re you’ve got it
it’s is a contraction, its is a possessive • definitely has no a and ridiculous has no e • effect is a noun, affect is a verb
whether and weather are not the same • alot is not a word • then is all about time, than is all about comparison
two, too, and to are not just spelled differently for fun
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05-20-2009, 07:23 PM
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#8 | | not my gumdrop buttons!!
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Originally Posted by tiny terror  Holy zombie thread, Batman. | zombies are cool too, as well as batman.
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05-20-2009, 08:03 PM
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#9 | | Jeeper
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05-20-2009, 08:29 PM
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#10 | | Tomorrow is another day.
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That is one hot zombie!!  | |
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05-20-2009, 09:10 PM
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#11 | | Jeeper
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see the movie (unrated)
then we can talk
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05-21-2009, 08:41 AM
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#12 | | Jeeper
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I've heard that poster's tagline in an ad for necrophelia, but that was a long time ago Mark W.
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05-21-2009, 12:23 PM
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#13 | | Jeeper
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Zombie Strippers? Absolutely horrible movie, can't believe I watched the whole thing...
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05-21-2009, 01:52 PM
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#14 | | Jeeper
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^Was there at least nudity? Mark W.
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05-21-2009, 07:26 PM
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#15 | | not my gumdrop buttons!!
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Hey Zombie strippers was awsome!! And yes there was plent of nudity.
I loved it. I have a biased opinion though, Im into cheesy B-class horror. And plus Robert Englund was the Manager of the strip joint and thats is just Rad!
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