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Old 06-08-2012, 09:40 AM   #1
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I told my wife: The SUV is getting old and we should trade it in for something newer.
She told me: I a busy but I trust your judgment on cars so go ahead if you have the time research and go out and get what you think is good. The only thing I ask is it needs to have heated leather seats and lots of room and no sports cars.
I said: I understand sports cars are not conveient with the family.
She says: Oh the car should be a green car so we can improve on gas mileage.
I said: No problem

I went out and brought home a Black forest Green JKU. I told her its green and has better gas mileage than last years model and you can take the top done for the summer.

True story

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Old 06-08-2012, 09:45 AM   #2
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When I had my doors and top off go on a cruise. I went through my small town and there is a local motorcycle group, who I knew most of them, as I was driving they passed me (illegally) and gave two of them gave me fist bumps. I was confused at first

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Old 06-08-2012, 10:58 AM   #3
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Jeeps are very green they can get you into some of the most remote beautiful green sceneries ever
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Old 06-08-2012, 03:18 PM   #4
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A co-worker I don't like very much just bought his wife a new 2012 JKU Altitude Ed. He drove it to work yesterday but you can tell he's not familiar with Jeeps...or 4x4's...or manual transmissions. Well, he gets to work, parks the Jeep and walks around to the passenger side to get his gear. Jeep starts rolling backward. Co-worker panics and starts trying to push it back. Other co-workers soon arrive to find him propping up against the rear bumper.

Other OFC's were around to help but decided not to just to see how long he was willing to use himself as a human chalk.
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Old 06-08-2012, 03:41 PM   #5
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A co-worker I don't like very much just bought his wife a new 2012 JKU Altitude Ed. He drove it to work yesterday but you can tell he's not familiar with Jeeps...or 4x4's...or manual transmissions. Well, he gets to work, parks the Jeep and walks around to the passenger side to get his gear. Jeep starts rolling backward. Co-worker panics and starts trying to push it back. Other co-workers soon arrive to find him propping up against the rear bumper.

Other OFC's were around to help but decided not to just to see how long he was willing to use himself as a human chalk.
Wow - you should tell him that true jeepers us a winch
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Old 06-08-2012, 04:51 PM   #6
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my wife is short and need's a boost to get in the jeep, i do this be putting my hand on her right butt cheek and lifting her into the jeep. plus i get to cop a feel... any how.. my friends wife is short like my wife, so i watched her struggle for a few minutes and i asked her if she wanted a boost,, she said yes,, well low and behold her left foot slipped on the rock rail and i got a hand full of ,, er'um,,, yeah that thingie

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